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True story (an oldie but a goodie)
At a U2 concert, Bono starts clapping rhythmically and telling the crowd that for every clap, a child in Africa dies.
Someone in the crowd yells out:
"Well stop fucking clapping"

What's the efenition of perfect pitch?
When you throw a Banjo in the bin and it smashes a Ukelele.