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OK GUYS IM GOING TO SHARE WITH YOU THE SECRET OF LIFE
Posted: Sat Oct 12, 2013 9:29 pm
by THEBEERHAMMER
...Fuck teenagers. Im not saying always fuck teenagers or exclusively fuck teenagers, but every once in a while, you need to fuck an 18 year old. Or 17. Or for you euro dudes 16. Either way just cruise at your areas legal limit. Im serious man no matter how shitty life gets or how fat you get or how much responsibility piles up, you will always feel better having sex with a teenager. Just watch your back. Seriously you can really fuck your back up if you dont take it easy.
Re: OK GUYS IM GOING TO SHARE WITH YOU THE SECRET OF LIFE
Posted: Sat Oct 12, 2013 9:32 pm
by sonidero
Sooo... Sex = Good... I like the desperate house wives for the opposite end of the same spectrum... Always a good ab and glute workout...
Re: OK GUYS IM GOING TO SHARE WITH YOU THE SECRET OF LIFE
Posted: Sat Oct 12, 2013 9:35 pm
by ryan summit
you fucked a teenager,didnt you?
Re: OK GUYS IM GOING TO SHARE WITH YOU THE SECRET OF LIFE
Posted: Sat Oct 12, 2013 9:39 pm
by THEBEERHAMMER
NO. Sex can be bad. Like constantly having unfulfilling sex makes almost everything else gray and lifeless. Its like walking around in the section of heavy rain where you first see the dudes shithole new house after he loses his family and everything.
Re: OK GUYS IM GOING TO SHARE WITH YOU THE SECRET OF LIFE
Posted: Sat Oct 12, 2013 9:44 pm
by THEBEERHAMMER
ryan summit wrote:you fucked a teenager,didnt you?
Thats like asking me if i ate something really unhealthy for lunch today (new super bacon thickburger to be exact). Or if i did whippits in high school.
Seriously guys. Just go out and find that one girl in forever 21 that looks like a slightly dopier american emma watson in some skinny vans and lay down the game. Then lick her asshole. Its all about that asshole. White girls these days keep them shits hermetic bro.
Re: OK GUYS IM GOING TO SHARE WITH YOU THE SECRET OF LIFE
Posted: Sat Oct 12, 2013 9:46 pm
by sonidero
THEBEERHAMMER wrote:Just go out and find that one girl in forever 21 that looks like a slightly dopier american emma watson in some skinny vans and lay down the game.
Quit stalkin mall skanks bro, it only leads to fights with dads and brothers...
Re: OK GUYS IM GOING TO SHARE WITH YOU THE SECRET OF LIFE
Posted: Sat Oct 12, 2013 9:47 pm
by THEBEERHAMMER
sonidero wrote:THEBEERHAMMER wrote:Just go out and find that one girl in forever 21 that looks like a slightly dopier american emma watson in some skinny vans and lay down the game.
Quit stalkin mall skanks bro, it only leads to fights with dads and brothers...
BRO I AINT ABOUT THAT SHIT BRO. AND THIS WAS THE SEPARATE FOREVER 21 IN THE GALLERIA.
Re: OK GUYS IM GOING TO SHARE WITH YOU THE SECRET OF LIFE
Posted: Sat Oct 12, 2013 9:51 pm
by sonidero
Anyway, hey kids don't waste your time in a "Galleria" unless you own the store...
Space must be in a lull now if "Gallerias" are the spot...
Re: OK GUYS IM GOING TO SHARE WITH YOU THE SECRET OF LIFE
Posted: Sat Oct 12, 2013 9:51 pm
by Achtane
THEBEERHAMMER wrote:GALLERIA
She's not my mom, TODD.
Re: OK GUYS IM GOING TO SHARE WITH YOU THE SECRET OF LIFE
Posted: Sat Oct 12, 2013 9:52 pm
by THEBEERHAMMER
sonidero wrote:Anyway, hey kids don't waste your time in a "Galleria" unless you own the store...
Space must be in a lull now if "Gallerias" are the spot...
I WAS AT THE KRISPY KREME OK. STOP BEING SO FUCKING NEGATIVE.
Achtane wrote:THEBEERHAMMER wrote:GALLERIA
She's not my mother, TODD.
DID YOU JUST CALL MOI A DIPSHIT?
Re: OK GUYS IM GOING TO SHARE WITH YOU THE SECRET OF LIFE
Posted: Sat Oct 12, 2013 9:54 pm
by Achtane
Heh hehhhhh...EEEEEEEEEEASY MONEYYY
Re: OK GUYS IM GOING TO SHARE WITH YOU THE SECRET OF LIFE
Posted: Sat Oct 12, 2013 9:55 pm
by sonidero
THEBEERHAMMER wrote:I WAS AT THE KRISPY KREME OK.
I just don't have that life, it's not negative... Have you heard Power Crystals???
Re: OK GUYS IM GOING TO SHARE WITH YOU THE SECRET OF LIFE
Posted: Sat Oct 12, 2013 9:57 pm
by ryan summit
i just bought a mr.t punching ball(pro model)
at the flea market today
id so crack a case with you right now
listn to animals
keep you off the sex offenders list
for a couple more hours
Re: OK GUYS IM GOING TO SHARE WITH YOU THE SECRET OF LIFE
Posted: Sat Oct 12, 2013 9:58 pm
by sonidero
ryan summit wrote:keep you off the sex offenders list
Too late, on the Great Sexxx Offenders list...
Re: OK GUYS IM GOING TO SHARE WITH YOU THE SECRET OF LIFE
Posted: Sat Oct 12, 2013 10:12 pm
by zeravla
THEBEERHAMMER wrote: Then lick her asshole. Its all about that asshole. White girls these days keep them shits hermetic bro.
I spit water on EVERYTHING. Who's gonna clean this up??
I wonder about that shit sometimes. Like, before everybody had the internet all the time girls looked at Vogue and judged themselves by how skinny and airbrushed the women were. But now porn is everywhere so they're looking at all the bleached assholes and then staring into their abyss in the mirror and getting suicidal.