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dubstep the movie?


i totally like the four most featured actors & actresses in this, but WTF.
people that made underworld decided to go for another parallel to a classic horror figure (dracula & wolfman, underworld...) and simultaneously remake legion.

UGH.

hope it doesn't blow pathetially...
(TW...HS?)
again.

is this real or drugs?

Why are Aaron Eckhart and Yvonne Strahovski in a movie this terrible?

Adam Frankenstein. Lulz.

I hope somebody calls him frahnk-en-steen at some point.

Blackened Soul wrote:is this real or drugs?

pee-jee-thirteen

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxOSPfUw3qw[/youtube]

hollowhero wrote:Why are Aaron Eckhart and Yvonne Strahovski in a movie this terrible?

Eckhart has been in a ton of awful movies (I'm looking at you, Suspect Zero), and Strahovski basically has no real experience in film.

That guy was the Monster and Frankenstein is the Dr... They couldn't even get the story right... Meher...

This looks so bad. But hopefully kids like it and nobody loses their head for making the fucking thing.
Another in a long line of over-animated movies with underwhelming animation. It really does seem like a cash grab, especially on the heels of the Underworld series, which I enjoyed, except for that singer from Creed showing up in the first two.

This one seems to be lacking the sexuality that helped Underworld along. Granted, the Vampire myth is inherently sexual, but they had the sense to make the heroine extremely sexy. Aaron Eckhart is a good looking dude, I would have shown off his naked torso more. The lack of sex appeal makes it seem even more kid oriented, topped off with the "maximum dollars" PG-13 rating. Just wait for the UNRATED CUT! WITH 5 MORE MINUTES OF UNRATED FOOTAGE of like extraneous dialogue or an extra joke or some shit, or 7 extra frames of CG blood.

D.o.S. wrote:

hollowhero wrote:Why are Aaron Eckhart and Yvonne Strahovski in a movie this terrible?

Eckhart has been in a ton of awful movies (I'm looking at you, Suspect Zero), and Strahovski basically has no real experience in film.

Yeah I know... I like them as actors, so it makes me sad when they're in garbage

space6oy wrote:

Blackened Soul wrote:is this real or drugs?

pee-jee-thirteen

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxOSPfUw3qw[/youtube]

eww.

Also if I hear the bass go "BOOOOOOOOoooooooowwwwww" as the film slows down one more time I will probably puke my own shit out my nose.

File me under the jaded crowd. 95% chance I'm not going to like it if its a post 90's blockbuster flick.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1JEvcFw41c[/youtube]

They can shove apple frankenstein up their asses! Young Frankenstein FTW!!!!

aen wrote:Also if I hear the bass go "BOOOOOOOOoooooooowwwwww" as the film slows down one more time I will probably puke my own shit out my nose.

Better yet, stop slowing down. That got old before the second Matrix came out.

this is stupid. why cant anyone make a decent frankenstein movie (yeah, besides Young Frankenstein). i understand its an old story, but someone should just read the friggin book.
i thought i liked aaron eckhart. turns out....i reeeeeeally dont