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THE FUTURE OF MUSIC HAS ARRIVED

Posted: Thu Sep 26, 2013 3:39 am
by psychedelicrelic
NOW ANYONE CAN PLAY AN INSTRUMENT. YOULL BE A PRO IN A MATTER OF SECONDS. THANKS FLO RIDA!
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbCz_cBM3yM[/youtube]
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mVfFaWx1Ps[/youtube]

Re: THE FUTURE OF MUSIC HAS ARRIVED

Posted: Thu Sep 26, 2013 8:18 am
by Rob Fossil
You kids have all the cool toys.

Re: THE FUTURE OF MUSIC HAS ARRIVED

Posted: Thu Sep 26, 2013 9:59 am
by aen
PLAY LOOPS WITHOUT TOUCHING BUTTONS?

Re: THE FUTURE OF MUSIC HAS ARRIVED

Posted: Thu Sep 26, 2013 1:41 pm
by snipelfritz
WAT

I never realized Flo Rida was one of Tyler Perry's characters.

Re: THE FUTURE OF MUSIC HAS ARRIVED

Posted: Thu Sep 26, 2013 2:36 pm
by THEBEERHAMMER
snipelfritz wrote:WAT

I never realized Flo Rida was one of Tyler Perry's characters.



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

Re: THE FUTURE OF MUSIC HAS ARRIVED

Posted: Mon Sep 30, 2013 9:30 pm
by JohnnyC
this would be fun to play this...with your penis...
or together...with someone elses penis...
thats how gay this thing is...

Re: THE FUTURE OF MUSIC HAS ARRIVED

Posted: Mon Sep 30, 2013 10:07 pm
by Achtane
JohnnyC wrote:this would be fun to play this...with your penis...
or together...with someone elses penis...
thats how gay this thing is...
It's only gay if the penises touch. Like drumsticks clicking together, it's something you can avoid through regular practice.

Re: THE FUTURE OF MUSIC HAS ARRIVED

Posted: Mon Sep 30, 2013 10:09 pm
by BitchPudding
JohnnyC wrote:this would be fun to play this...with your penis...
or together...with someone elses penis...
thats how gay this thing is...
To truly enjoy dem Beamz, you must use the combined force of tip to tip penis conjoinment to get the best tone from the lazers. Use of foreskin is recommended.

Re: THE FUTURE OF MUSIC HAS ARRIVED

Posted: Mon Sep 30, 2013 10:12 pm
by Achtane
FU-SION-HAAAAAAAAAA

Re: THE FUTURE OF MUSIC HAS ARRIVED

Posted: Mon Sep 30, 2013 10:24 pm
by Twangasaurus
Soooooo what you guys are trying to say is that it's like a kazoo you can play with two penises?

Re: THE FUTURE OF MUSIC HAS ARRIVED

Posted: Tue Oct 01, 2013 12:36 am
by Greenfuz
I want to know what it sounds like when I masturbate

Re: THE FUTURE OF MUSIC HAS ARRIVED

Posted: Tue Oct 01, 2013 12:39 am
by Joe Gress
Greenfuz wrote:I want to know what it sounds like when I masturbate
Like grindcore.

The song only lasts 1.14 min.
(on average)

Re: THE FUTURE OF MUSIC HAS ARRIVED

Posted: Tue Oct 01, 2013 1:06 am
by Blackened Soul
JohnnyC wrote:...with someone elses penis...
This is the best idea ever :omg: wait just one sec while I get a knife or some sharp scissors :omg: that way you aren't just changing the future of music but performance art as well :omg:

Re: THE FUTURE OF MUSIC HAS ARRIVED

Posted: Tue Oct 01, 2013 7:32 pm
by contraterrene
i watched this stupid video for this stupid product when my kids were nearby, and now theyre saving all their allowance monies for it, haha.
suckers.

Re: THE FUTURE OF MUSIC HAS ARRIVED

Posted: Thu Oct 03, 2013 2:53 am
by Iommic Pope
The future is here... And it is terrible.
The fact it took you guys a mere page to get to combining a new (awful) technology with the use/misuse of your dicks is proof of that.


I'm so proud of y'all.
:hug: