Am I a Hipster?
Posted: Mon Aug 05, 2013 12:21 pm
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Re: Am I a Hipster?
Posted: Mon Aug 05, 2013 12:28 pm
That's, like, such a postmodernist question, man.
Re: Am I a Hipster?
Posted: Mon Aug 05, 2013 12:30 pm
Usually when you have to ask, the answer is not the one you seek
Re: Am I a Hipster?
Posted: Mon Aug 05, 2013 12:30 pm
Re: Am I a Hipster?
Posted: Mon Aug 05, 2013 12:55 pm
That "Theory of Hipster Relativity" has one key flaw. The characters should be facing the other way.
Hipsters are "the cooler kids" in essence. Cooler than the squares.
So business suit guy is the least cool and everyone should be looking down on him because they fancy themselves as being so much cooler than him.
The whole being intentionally ironic thing is not hipsterdom.
It's the recovering mallcore scenekid poseurs trolling as attention whores after a makeover. Nothing more.
Hipsterdom, at its core is being too cool for the room. AND YES THAT'S YOU.
I can tell, we know our own.
(pretend this is a highfiving emoticon)
Stay ahead of the curve, it's much less lame.
Hipsters are "the cooler kids" in essence. Cooler than the squares.
So business suit guy is the least cool and everyone should be looking down on him because they fancy themselves as being so much cooler than him.
The whole being intentionally ironic thing is not hipsterdom.
It's the recovering mallcore scenekid poseurs trolling as attention whores after a makeover. Nothing more.
Hipsterdom, at its core is being too cool for the room. AND YES THAT'S YOU.
I can tell, we know our own.
(pretend this is a highfiving emoticon)Stay ahead of the curve, it's much less lame.
Re: Am I a Hipster?
Posted: Mon Aug 05, 2013 1:50 pm
^^^hipster^^^
Re: Am I a Hipster?
Posted: Mon Aug 05, 2013 2:55 pm
One day, I'll be Amish-stylized non-Amish man working in a gin distillery and think, "somehow this turn of events has to do with the gentrification of Philadelphia."
Re: Am I a Hipster?
Posted: Mon Aug 05, 2013 4:17 pm
I've been calling myself a hipster for longer than it was cool to call other people hipsters in order to make them feel bad.
But in reality, I'm pretty much the second guy from the left. Maybe I was one more to the right at one point, but whatevs. Ima still call myself a hipster and you all can poop in a bucket for all I car.
But in reality, I'm pretty much the second guy from the left. Maybe I was one more to the right at one point, but whatevs. Ima still call myself a hipster and you all can poop in a bucket for all I car.
Re: Am I a Hipster?
Posted: Mon Aug 05, 2013 4:59 pm
ask your nintendo and/or beard
Re: Am I a Hipster?
Posted: Mon Aug 05, 2013 5:00 pm
I just bought a super awesome cape/poncho thing
where does that put me on the hipster scale?
where does that put me on the hipster scale?
Re: Am I a Hipster?
Posted: Mon Aug 05, 2013 5:05 pm
Gin guy level
Re: Am I a Hipster?
Posted: Mon Aug 05, 2013 5:07 pm
I hate gin tho
Re: Am I a Hipster?
Posted: Mon Aug 05, 2013 7:21 pm
I resent the hipster thing of growing beards and drinking pbr. I got a beard because I'm a wizard and I want to be gandoff and I drink pbr because... Well I don't much anymore but for cheap beer it's pretty good.
Re: Am I a Hipster?
Posted: Mon Aug 05, 2013 9:49 pm
Greenfuz wrote:I hate gin tho
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Re: Am I a Hipster?
Posted: Mon Aug 05, 2013 9:53 pm
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