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I don't read reddit, but sometimes someone shares something with me and I feel the need to let certain people know.

You know who you are.

I am Tommy Swerdlow, writer of Cool Runnings, Little Giants and Shrek… I wrote them all strung out on heroin, AMA!

yul brenner wrote the Jamacia, we have a bobsled team song

Which one was the most fun to write (while on heroin I guess)?

cool runnings is my favorite.

i originally had sanka having sex with scandinavian ski bunnies until they made me take it out. you must have been channeling it subconsciously.

What is your inspiration with the movie Shrek?

it's a book that i was hired to turn into a movie. the movie i based the relationship on between the donkey and shrek is midnight cowboy.

http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/1 ... _runnings/

Whoa.

I recall reading that the creator of Alf was all smacked out too.

I'm just waiting for the inevitable Midnight Cowboy overdub on Shrek to appear on youtube.

D.o.S. wrote:I'm just waiting for the inevitable Midnight Cowboy overdub on Shrek to appear on youtube.

Oh good lord yes please.

Holy crap....shrek really is just midnight cowboy.....how did I not see that?!

I wanna see footage of Yul singing the bobsled song.

jrmy wrote:Whoa.

I recall reading that the creator of Alf was all smacked out too.

yeah jerry stall
watch permanent midnight
ben stiller plays him
that movie fuckin rules
like in a hilarious way

I can't begin to quantify how much ILF has enriched my life. But this thread is an example of how.

ryan summit wrote:

jrmy wrote:Whoa.

I recall reading that the creator of Alf was all smacked out too.

yeah jerry stall
watch permanent midnight
ben stiller plays him
that movie fuckin rules
like in a hilarious way

Went to bump this thread--yeah, I've seen permanent midnight. It's ok. The trailer might be better than the movie.

Anyway:

http://deadspin.com/jamaicas-bobsleigh- ... 1503731825

The Jamaican team is one good weekend away from qualifying a two-man sled for the Sochi Olympics, in what would be the island nation's first appearance since the 2002 games. They just might not have the money.

Why wouldn't someone sponsor that!?! If i was the head of some marketing thang for some rich people I wouldn't even give them a choice. I would be like btdubs now you're sponsoring the jamaican bobsled team.

There's a Jamaican joint down the street from me called Cool Runnings.... it sucks!! Their goat is wack and the jerk chicken is sub par. And the service is shitty, even for a Jamaican place. I can say its the least exciting Jamaican place to eat in the city.... I wouldn't send my white mother to eat there......

You want something good you go to Jerk King and get the goat with rice and peas, they have two locations, Dufferin and Bathurst. The Dufferin one is way better.... but both are pretty badass..... their curried chicken roti is actually fucking hot if you tell them you want it hot, but not white person hot..... you have to tell them that or they know you're a pussy..... and when you get the goat if they tell you it's got bones in it that's their way of saying "hey you white pussy this shit is the real deal"

I haven't seen any of these movies......

you eat goat?

Jamaican food is the worst Caribbean food.

Jamaican pate


VI pate

space6oy wrote:you eat goat?

I don't go into a Jamaican place and order their beef.....

I've never had Jamaican goat, but slow cooked in an Indian style curry (pick one) its pretty amazing.
Nothing wrong with goat.

Iommic Pope wrote:I've never had Jamaican goat,

You should check that shit out mate, it's killer. I think I'm gonna grab one today on my way to band practice and really jerk up our practice space....7

My wife only eats the jerk chicken which is good too but you need to mix it up every now and again...... their curried chicken roti is fucking awesome though, so good.... but you gotta lay off the chick peas, that shit is not cool with me......

I had the fucking worst meatball sandwich yesterday, I wanted to slap the guy who made it for me. Meatballs are more than ground beef mashed into a ball.... I demand vengeance.....