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ohhhhhh Mila, you little MINX
Posted: Sun Jul 28, 2013 1:33 am
by behndy
i fucking love Mila Jovovich.
why.
why do i love her so much.
she's done so many shitty movies.
i'm like 30 minutes till the end of the newest Rez Evil, just watched all 5 of them over the last 2 days.
my. my brain hurts.
they're so BAD.
but. but MILA.
hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG.
Re: ohhhhhh Mila, you little MINX
Posted: Sun Jul 28, 2013 1:34 am
by behndy
5th Element? BLEGH. AWFUL.
i mean, there's funny bits, but baaaaaaaaaad.
she was good in 45.
LOVE HER SO MUCH.
Re: ohhhhhh Mila, you little MINX
Posted: Sun Jul 28, 2013 3:21 am
by Andrew
Well worth the watch.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=caKcJ9Jllfc[/youtube]
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FpJhilIA-NY[/youtube]
"President Obama, we're on the case!"
Re: ohhhhhh Mila, you little MINX
Posted: Sun Jul 28, 2013 5:19 am
by aeonrevolution
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQ6A4Yg-gSU[/youtube]
Re: ohhhhhh Mila, you little MINX
Posted: Sun Jul 28, 2013 5:20 am
by DarkAxel
how can anyone get life so much wrong he likes Mila Jovovich AND hates 5th element

Re: ohhhhhh Mila, you little MINX
Posted: Sun Jul 28, 2013 6:58 am
by kbit
I concur.
Also an actresses with a weird name I have an affinity for: Famke Jensen
Re: ohhhhhh Mila, you little MINX
Posted: Sun Jul 28, 2013 9:23 am
by DarkAxel
Man i got contact high just from reading that

Re: ohhhhhh Mila, you little MINX
Posted: Sun Jul 28, 2013 9:27 am
by ryan summit
how can you not like 5th element
i can stare at bruce willis's mug allday
let alone milla
that dude fascinates me
when he looks in the mirror in the morning
and talks to himself out the side of his mouth
hes really like
"yeah thats good,thats who i wanna be today"
its incredible how weird he is
him and stallone,i dont get it
Re: ohhhhhh Mila, you little MINX
Posted: Sun Jul 28, 2013 9:28 am
by behndy
Rez Evulz are HORRIBLE. that's where the confusion sets in. they're soooo baaaaaad. but i can't not watch them when they come out. i've seen each in the theater. thank gawd the next is the last. i'm tired of buying shitty movies on bluray.
UltraViolet was horrible too..... but i could resist rebuying it to bluray.
NOPE. 5TH ELEMENT IS A BAD MOVIE. she's perfect in it, Brucey has some funny lines ("..... nice hat" "you LI-I-IKE IT?"), but everything else about it is shit stained garbage. Gary Oldman is bad, Divo as president is actully.... kinda cool, the slapstick fights are awful, the forced humor is blegh, CHRIS FUCKING TUCKER NEEDS TO DIE FROM EXPLODING GERBILS ON TIMERS GOING OFF INSIDE HIM.
.... and actually kinda sounded like that was happening. ugh. the incessant screeching? that could be kinda funny... but for the whole last half of the movie making me hit the mute button and watch EVERY FUCKING SCENE WITH JUST SUBTITLES BECAUSE "CORBEN CORBEN YAHHHHHHH CORRRRRRBEN"? no thank you.
Goldie was cool 'do.
Re: ohhhhhh Mila, you little MINX
Posted: Sun Jul 28, 2013 9:42 am
by D.o.S.
behndy wrote:Rez Evulz are HORRIBLE. that's where the confusion sets in. they're soooo baaaaaad. but i can't not watch them when they come out. i've seen each in the theater. thank gawd the next is the last. i'm tired of buying shitty movies on bluray.
UltraViolet was horrible too..... but i could resist rebuying it to bluray.
NOPE. 5TH ELEMENT IS A BAD MOVIE. she's perfect in it, Brucey has some funny lines ("..... nice hat" "you LI-I-IKE IT?"), but everything else about it is shit stained garbage. Gary Oldman is bad, Divo as president is actully.... kinda cool, the slapstick fights are awful, the forced humor is blegh, CHRIS FUCKING TUCKER NEEDS TO DIE FROM EXPLODING GERBILS ON TIMERS GOING OFF INSIDE HIM.
.... and actually kinda sounded like that was happening. ugh. the incessant screeching? that could be kinda funny... but for the whole last half of the movie making me hit the mute button and watch EVERY FUCKING SCENE WITH JUST SUBTITLES BECAUSE "CORBEN CORBEN YAHHHHHHH CORRRRRRBEN"? no thank you.
Goldie was cool 'do.

Re: ohhhhhh Mila, you little MINX
Posted: Sun Jul 28, 2013 9:50 am
by behndy
see? SEE??!?
so BAD. and i fucking looooooove Gary Oldman. Leon? True Romance? he was the best part.
"he musta thought it was White Boy Day. hey Marty, is it White Boy Day?"
"nawww man. it ain't White Boy Day."
5th Element makes me uncomfortable to watch.
.... any scene without my little Mila in it.
Re: ohhhhhh Mila, you little MINX
Posted: Sun Jul 28, 2013 10:33 am
by Jwar
Re: ohhhhhh Mila, you little MINX
Posted: Sun Jul 28, 2013 10:44 am
by sonidero
behndy wrote:and i fucking looooooove Gary Oldman.

Re: ohhhhhh Mila, you little MINX
Posted: Sun Jul 28, 2013 11:09 am
by Achtane
DarkAxel wrote:Man i got contact high just from reading that


Re: ohhhhhh Mila, you little MINX
Posted: Sun Jul 28, 2013 6:37 pm
by behndy
........... that's not Gary Oldman.
i am OBSERVANT.
Wild At Heart is decent. don't like Lynch that much. i like his daughter better so far? Boxing Helena, meh, Chained was good though. i have Surveillance on the way. could be neaaaaaaaaaaat.
MEOW. MOOBIES.