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All right, this is specifically for you folk in Central Canada, but we could use the help of the easterners as well.

SYSTEM SHIT and CIRRHOSIS are going on a week-long tour and need help with TWO DATES. Here are the dates/shows for the full tour:
JULY 31ST - NEED A SHOW (QUEBEC NEW BRUNSWICK)
AUG 1ST - MONTREAL (CROBAR)
AUG 2ND - OTTAWA - TBA
AUG 3RD TORONTO (460)
AUG 4TH - TORONTO (TBA)
AUG 5TH - HAMILTON (TBA)
AUG 6TH - NEED A SHOW (AGAIN, QUEBEC OR ANYWHERE IN THE MARITIMES)
AUG 7TH - HOME

If you can hook us up, please let us know. I'll take you out for supper, buy you drinks, and let you touch my gear (that's what chank said). If you're in Montreal, get us a fucking show with Dopethrone. I want to see them.

SYSTEM SHIT: Formed in Halifax back in 1988 as a noisecore band (like early Sore Throat). Went through many band members, recorded a shit load of albums/splits, and even relocated to Vancouver for several years. Crusty as fuck with elements of grindcore, hardcore, and noise. Working on two splits with bands from UK (VITRIOLIC RESPONSE) and Russia (SRAM). Check us out at these links:
https://www.facebook.com/pages/System-S ... 0807353965
http://www.youtube.com/user/xPELICANx
http://www.youtube.com/user/CAPTAINCAVECRUST

CIRRHOSIS: Originally from the Island, this is pure thrash from the mind of my buddy SLAUGHTERHOUSE STANLEY. The band is now located in Halifax and, after some member changes, started busting ass to bring nothing but drunk fucking thrash. Expect songs about beer and pussy. Check out these fucks here:
https://www.facebook.com/cirrhosisthrash
http://www.youtube.com/user/cuntjuicejunkies
http://cirrhosishfx.bandcamp.com/

Also, If you like what you hear and you (or someone you know) is interested in doing a split with either band, just hit me up on here or on facebook.

Thanks, dudes!

You can stay at my house.

ew quebec

Josh Pelican wrote:... I'll take you out for supper, buy you drinks, and let you touch my gear (that's what chank said).

I'm nowhere near Canadia right now, but I'm tempted to come up and be your roadie based on this quote alone.

warwick.hoy wrote:You can stay at my house.

It says you live in Washington, silly!

Greenfuz wrote:ew quebec

Please come to one of our shows. I'll buy you some Tim's.

Chankgeez wrote:I'm nowhere near Canadia right now, but I'm tempted to come up and be your roadie based on this quote alone.

Do it. I haven't worked out enough to lug around an SVT for a week. I'm too weak. I'll give you free merch (if you want it).

Are paid-outs for meals gonna be freegan style?

Will there also be vegan donairs?

SVTs are easy, they got wheels.

Josh Pelican wrote:

warwick.hoy wrote:You can stay at my house.

It says you live in Washington, silly!

i was reading down the main page and read the title as "QUEER MARITIMERS"

sometimes i want to lose my reading glasses because the erroneous messages that result are so damn entertaining.

Chankgeez wrote:Are paid-outs for meals gonna be freegan style?

Will there also be vegan donairs?

SVTs are easy, they got wheels.

All kinds of freegan/vegan food available for ya'. I'll buy you a real donair, but it's okay because you're not supporting the industry. The head doesn't have wheels!

dubkitty wrote:i was reading down the main page and read the title as "QUEER MARITIMERS"

Oh, them damn queer Maritimers.

Okay, for those who care (all two of you? three?), the tour is ALMOST finalized. We just need a venue for August 6th. Quebec? New Brunswick? We've got two or three shows in Ontario, so let's stay away from there. Someone help us out so we can stink up your city.