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I'm on my cell phone on the new, sleek ILF mobile!

Let's ignore the fact that my laptop is also...on my lap.

you are pooping

NEW MOBILE LAYOUT IS BOMBASS.

Super sleek!
This is a great day for mobile ILF'ing!

shit. i saw it pop up as that and thought my phone was freaking out so i hit the ABORT ABORT button.

i need to crash my system and reboot and try it out.

also, i vote pooping too.

Looking good. Not sure I'd this is already posted since I'm not rehearsed in this but thanks. Maybe…

Bellyheart wrote:Looking good. Not sure I'd this is already posted since I'm not rehearsed in this but thanks. Maybe…

Threads merged.
Though maybe the other one is more about pooping now.

Tom Dalton wrote:

Bellyheart wrote:Looking good. Not sure I'd this is already posted since I'm not rehearsed in this but thanks. Maybe…

Threads merged.
Though maybe the other one is more about pooping now.

as long as the phone doesn't get flushed who cares

mobile web was MADE for pooping. Anyone who sits in a restaurant and surfs the web is a tool

orrrrrrr eating alone?

i do all the time. do... do i have to be a tool?

*hurt puppy dog look*

do.... i?

Just woke up to it!

Mudfuzz wrote:

Tom Dalton wrote:

Bellyheart wrote:Looking good. Not sure I'd this is already posted since I'm not rehearsed in this but thanks. Maybe…

Threads merged.
Though maybe the other one is more about pooping now.

as long as the phone doesn't get flushed who cares

Oh man, *WARNING tangent ahead* one time I had this idea for a short film where this guy is texting when he's on the toilet, then he accidentally drops his phone in the toilet. He reluctantly goes to retrieve it with his hand, but when he does, he suddenly discovers that he has the power to turn his own feces to gold just by touching it. So he then spends a nonsensical montage eating all sorts of weird poop-inducing foods.

Next scene, he's walking down the street covered in an absurd amount of bling. When he sees a parked car with bird shit on it. With a curious look he touches it and finds that it works on any shit and not just his own. He then spends the rest of the afternoon stalking people walking their dogs, horse cops, etc.

Final scene, he strikes paydirt, wanders into a chili cook-off festival and spots a chemical toilet. He decides climb inside the "receptacle." He is then permanently entombed in shit gold to meet his tragic, yet-fitting demise.

Title: Midas' Throne
Oh and whenever he turns poop into gold it makes a cheesey slot-machine payout kind of noise.

I hate it. It's confusing to me, so I switch to normal viewing. If it were an app though it'd be pretty cool.

A bit confusing but I'm gonna stick it out. I think it's more unfamiliar than anything.

Good gold poo story. I wrote a song like that called the Midas' Throne. Hasn't come out yet but I made it before you.

Bellyheart wrote:A bit confusing but I'm gonna stick it out. I think it's more unfamiliar than anything.

Good gold poo story. I wrote a song like that called the Midas' Throne. Hasn't come out yet but I made it before you.

Well, like a poo, if you've made it but it hasn't come out I'm not sure if it counts.