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Wife Troubles Because of This Place
Posted: Wed May 08, 2013 11:08 pm
by hashshashin
Thanks to you fine folks, my wife now thinks I'm really into pubes.
Good work, gents.
She's now refusing to shave.
Re: Wife Troubles Because of This Place
Posted: Wed May 08, 2013 11:11 pm
by Achtane
Can you feel it rolling in...?
The inevitable 13-page shitstorm?
Re: Wife Troubles Because of This Place
Posted: Wed May 08, 2013 11:17 pm
by Chankgeez
I don't see this as such a bad thing. Fuzz is good. Very good.
Re: Wife Troubles Because of This Place
Posted: Wed May 08, 2013 11:51 pm
by behndy
how deeply does she sleep?
lighter fluid + playdoh stencil = Awesome Patch Of Briar Mess
Re: Wife Troubles Because of This Place
Posted: Thu May 09, 2013 6:26 am
by morange
behndy wrote:how deeply does she sleep?
lighter fluid + playdoh stencil =
Or drug induced sleep and shave.
I wish someone would drug and shave me. Smooth as a baby + no humiliation = fun.
Re: Wife Troubles Because of This Place
Posted: Thu May 09, 2013 7:07 am
by Andrew
Hasn't this topic premise been done before?
Re: Wife Troubles Because of This Place
Posted: Thu May 09, 2013 10:20 am
by behndy
BUT THIS TIME, IT'S PERSONAL.
so personal in fact, that when Hashishi-shish sets his grrL and her fuzzy bits right, i give total permission to incorporate my name into the design.
i've always wanted a Mount Behndy named after me.
Re: Wife Troubles Because of This Place
Posted: Thu May 09, 2013 11:34 am
by Psyre
go down on her with gum.
Lose gum
she must shave
buys you a couple weeks at a time
Re: Wife Troubles Because of This Place
Posted: Thu May 09, 2013 12:16 pm
by Jwar
EDITED BY THE MANAGEMENT.
Re: Wife Troubles Because of This Place
Posted: Thu May 09, 2013 4:05 pm
by behndy
MOUNT.
BEHNDY.
Re: Wife Troubles Because of This Place
Posted: Thu May 09, 2013 4:43 pm
by gusman2x
A forest is so much better. Thank your lucky stars!
Re: Wife Troubles Because of This Place
Posted: Thu May 09, 2013 5:04 pm
by hashshashin
I'm not opposed to the forest, but it's just a bramble patch, yet.
I'll keep it in mind, Behndy.
Re: Wife Troubles Because of This Place
Posted: Thu May 09, 2013 5:12 pm
by behndy
......... jWARious said Pics Or GTFO.
i'm classier than that.
Re: Wife Troubles Because of This Place
Posted: Thu May 09, 2013 5:52 pm
by behndy
also, i'll bite.
what made her think you wanted tumbleweeds in her canyon?
Re: Wife Troubles Because of This Place
Posted: Thu May 09, 2013 5:54 pm
by Achtane
Maybe it was The Great Pit Hair Debate of 2012.