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never buy gimbal's assorted jelly beans

Posted: Sun Apr 14, 2013 6:28 pm
by pigmaker
seriously man.

at our BFE walmart these were the two options:
jelly belly assorted
gimbal's assorted (like the cheaper version of jelly belly, same sort of flavor assortment)

gimbals were like 2/3 the price and they didnt come in a horrible looking package so i was like ah fuck it why not

well heres a good why not

one of their flavors is called JAVA.
it tastes exactly like they must have used old, stinky, damp, shitty coffee filters to flavor these.
i dont even know if they used the old stinky grinds or not. you can almost taste the fucking damp stinky paper of the coffee filters.

so of course which of the 30 ish flavors of beans is the most common in the assortment?
motherfucking JAVA.
unless you like sorting through your motherfucking assorted jelly beans when you eat them (who doesnt?) then avoid this shit like the plague.

rest of the flavors were ok though.

IM STILL MOTHERFUCKING PISSED!

MOTHERFUCKER! :picard: :picard: :picard: :picard: :picard:

(first time in years i have actually considered taking up a product on money back satisfaction guarantee)

Re: never buy gimbal's assorted jelly beans

Posted: Sun Apr 14, 2013 6:29 pm
by pigmaker
MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111

Re: never buy gimbal's assorted jelly beans

Posted: Sun Apr 14, 2013 6:30 pm
by pigmaker
SORRY to the heir of the gimbals fortune who undoubtedly posts here, that shit always happens to me

Re: never buy gimbal's assorted jelly beans

Posted: Sun Apr 14, 2013 6:33 pm
by Greenfuz
dude


popcorn

bl;ehhhhhh

Re: never buy gimbal's assorted jelly beans

Posted: Sun Apr 14, 2013 6:35 pm
by pigmaker
these taste exactly like 2 day old coffee filters you forgot to dump out of the coffeemaker smell like

i dont mind buttered popcorn could live without em

Re: never buy gimbal's assorted jelly beans

Posted: Sun Apr 14, 2013 7:17 pm
by futuresailors
Greenfuz wrote:dude


popcorn

bl;ehhhhhh

Yo! F'realz though.
Fuck popcorn jelly beans.

Re: never buy gimbal's assorted jelly beans

Posted: Sun Apr 14, 2013 9:20 pm
by sonidero
Chewy Tropical Lemonhead & Friends F-TEE-DUB!!!

Re: never buy gimbal's assorted jelly beans

Posted: Sun Apr 14, 2013 9:34 pm
by behndy
......... popcorn's my favorite.

DEAL WITH IT.

Re: never buy gimbal's assorted jelly beans

Posted: Sun Apr 14, 2013 9:45 pm
by sonidero
behndy wrote:......... popcorn's my favorite.

DEAL WITH IT.


That actually makes a lot of sense and explains a few things... :thumb:

Re: never buy gimbal's assorted jelly beans

Posted: Sun Apr 14, 2013 10:00 pm
by rustywire
First mistake was shopping at Malwart :poke:

Awesome description though...it brings me back to a brief stint working in the old local 24hr diner, where if you left the filter in the drip pot after it was done...within 20min it was a bitter cardboard/sawdusty tasting cocktail of FUCK THAT.

There are few edibles as enraging as a shitty cup of coffee. Shitty coffee jelly bean must be close...

Re: never buy gimbal's assorted jelly beans

Posted: Sun Apr 14, 2013 10:04 pm
by sonidero
rustywire wrote:Shitty Coffee Jelly Beans...


Should be in the Band Names Thread... They'd play Post-Electro-Gutter-Glam...

Re: never buy gimbal's assorted jelly beans

Posted: Sun Apr 14, 2013 10:41 pm
by pigmaker
rustywire wrote:First mistake was shopping at Malwart :poke:


dude, i know. the walmart high cost of low prices doc is a must see for every american, along with food inc.
but i snuck in that iw as in BFE at the time. for food shoppin there is limited choices.
however they are going to build a meijer which is awesome, but it wont be there for a year or 2, and im gonna be long gone from bfe anyway

Re: never buy gimbal's assorted jelly beans

Posted: Mon Apr 15, 2013 12:41 am
by behndy
sonidero wrote:
behndy wrote:......... popcorn's my favorite.

DEAL WITH IT.


That actually makes a lot of sense and explains a few things... :thumb:


you know it behbeh. let's get nekid.

Re: never buy gimbal's assorted jelly beans

Posted: Mon Apr 15, 2013 12:47 am
by sonidero
behndy wrote:you know it behbeh. let's get nekid.


NEKID JELYBEHN PARTAY!!! YOU EAT THE SAVORY I EAT THE SWEET!!!

Re: never buy gimbal's assorted jelly beans

Posted: Mon Apr 15, 2013 1:13 am
by dubkitty
TWSS