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my belly button smells freakin rancid
i wonder if this is a health issue or very common
what does ur belly button smell like? you go first cuz i asked you first duh

If I knew this answer I wouldn't need to lose any more weight.

Yea man, belly buttons smell rank. Be sure to put a well soaped finger in there from time to time, or a cotton swob (preferably THE Q-tip brand followed by the blue shafted brand (possibly equate? (yes these are parentheses inside parentheses inside parentheses))) lightly coated in your favorite hand sanitizer, for proper cleaning/sanitation.

When i dont bathe....which is frequently during the semester....mine smells like a shitty old nerf ball.....anybody ever notice how nerf foam and KFC mashed potatoes smell identical???

I'm not that flexible.

this is hella gross, but ive noticed the last year or so if i dont bathe for a while, my belly button smells like a combo of dirty ass, sweaty dirty armpit, and really stinky pussy. like equal parts of each. maybe a little toejam in there too.

mine smells like cinnamon and gunmy bears.

i dunni WHAT y'all are doing wrong.

wheres the gif of the monkey picking lint of the other monkey

Mine smells like soap....because I wash out the lint everyday. If I didn't, it'd be pretty gross.

I think mine is like that same smell when you stretch your earlobes past a certian point.
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My belly button smells like Behndy.

I read an article about belly button flora, and how drastically it varies from person to person.

Also, q-tips and baby oil.

wfs1234 wrote::idk: I'm not that flexible.

by contrast, my ex's navel used to get fonky because she was heavy and had a recessed belly button. it required the Q-Tips occasionally. the things we do for love...

dubkitty wrote:

wfs1234 wrote::idk: I'm not that flexible.

by contrast, my ex's navel used to get fonky because she was heavy and had a recessed belly button. it required the Q-Tips occasionally. the things we do for love...

my jeans just got hella tight

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