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WHO IS THEBEERHAMMER?????????
Posted: Mon Mar 04, 2013 8:54 pm
by THEBEERHAMMER
GREETINGS PATHETIC HUMAN WASTE. I AM THEBEERHAMMER. I, IN MY INFINATE WISDOM, NOTICED YOU MAY HAVE MISTAKEN ME FOR MY CONFIDANT AND ROOMMATE SPACERITUAL! ALLOW ME TO ASSUAGE YOUR IDIOTIC NOTIONS. I AM A BEER! A POWERFUL, MAGNIFICENT BEER! I STARTED LIFE AS A GOVERNMENT EXPERIMENT TO CREATE A MIND-CONTROLLING IPA. THEY FAILED MISERABLY. WHEN INFUSED WITH RADIOACTIVE HOPS FROM THE FUKUSHIMA NUCLEAR REACTOR, I BECAME SENTIENT, ALONG WITH ACHIEVING OVER NINE TRILLION IBU'S. AS A "FAILURE" I WAS RELEGATED TO A TANK INSIDE THE SECRET GOVERNMENT FACILITY
AREA 69!!!!!! HERE I ROTTED IN MISERABLY UNTIL A FATEFUL DAY WHEN NONE OTHER THAN SPACERITUAL LIBERATED ME FROM MY SHITTY PRISON. AS FATE WOULD HAVE IT, SPACERITUAL HAD INVADED MY PRISON AND SHITHOLE IN HOPES OF RECOVERING THE
TRANSFUCKULATOR, THE DEVICE WHICH WOULD ALLOW HIM TO BE RETURNED TO HIS TRUE SPACEY FORM FAR FROM THIS GARBAGE DUMP YOU TROGLODYTES CALL A PLANET. SEEING MY DISTRESS, SPACERITUAL DECIDED TO RETURN WITH ME TO.....HIS PARENTS HOUSE!!!!!! HERE WE LIVE IN AGONY, WATCHING YOUR SHITTY MOVIES, LISTENING TO YOUR SHITTY MUSIC (actually we quite like your primitive music) READING YOUR SHITTY BOOKS, WAITING FOR THE DAY THAT WE WILL BE LIBERATED, FREE TO SPREAD OUR WRATH OVER YOUR MOTHERS PATHETIC, LOOSE VAGINAS. I HAVE ENCLOSED A PICTURE. MY TANK IS JUST BESIDE SPACERITUALS COMPUTER. HE GETS IRRITATED WHEN I USE IT AS MY RADIATION REACTS POORLY WITH THE PRIMITIVE HARD DRIVE. I KEEP TELLING HIM TO UPGRADE TO THE NEW MODEL WITH FLASH ARCHITECTURE BUT HE INFORMS ME THAT THESE COST..... "MONEY" I BELIEVE IT IS AND THAT THIS REQUIRES HIM TO...UGH....WORK. AND HELL BE GOD DAMNED IF HES GOING TO DO THAT. FUCK YOU.
Re: WHO IS THEBEERHAMMER?????????
Posted: Mon Mar 04, 2013 9:05 pm
by bigchiefbc
Re: WHO IS THEBEERHAMMER?????????
Posted: Mon Mar 04, 2013 9:05 pm
by pelliott
Trying way too hard, I see.
Re: WHO IS THEBEERHAMMER?????????
Posted: Mon Mar 04, 2013 9:07 pm
by Chankgeez
thepeehammer? I kinda like that.
Re: WHO IS THEBEERHAMMER?????????
Posted: Mon Mar 04, 2013 9:07 pm
by Chankgeez
Chankgeez wrote:thepeehammer? I kinda like that.
TWSS
Re: WHO IS THEBEERHAMMER?????????
Posted: Mon Mar 04, 2013 9:10 pm
by Casavettes
Re: WHO IS THEBEERHAMMER?????????
Posted: Mon Mar 04, 2013 9:12 pm
by hollowhero
Chankgeez wrote:Chankgeez wrote:thepeehammer? I kinda like that.
TWSS
This thread is now about chankgeez setting up his own twss jokes
Re: WHO IS THEBEERHAMMER?????????
Posted: Mon Mar 04, 2013 9:23 pm
by space6oy
i thought it was that guy that bitches about excel instead of showin' pedaluv...
Re: WHO IS THEBEERHAMMER?????????
Posted: Mon Mar 04, 2013 9:41 pm
by Caesar
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Re: WHO IS THEBEERHAMMER?????????
Posted: Mon Mar 04, 2013 9:48 pm
by Gearmond
boy this gimmick seems familiar
Re: WHO IS THEBEERHAMMER?????????
Posted: Mon Mar 04, 2013 9:50 pm
by magiclawnchair
That's a lot of IBUs
Re: WHO IS THEBEERHAMMER?????????
Posted: Mon Mar 04, 2013 10:08 pm
by Ghost Hip
Can someone make a THE BEE RHAMMER fuzz?
Re: WHO IS THEBEERHAMMER?????????
Posted: Mon Mar 04, 2013 11:28 pm
by Joe Gress
hey
Borderlands 2
Re: WHO IS THEBEERHAMMER?????????
Posted: Mon Mar 04, 2013 11:40 pm
by Chankgeez
Joe Gress wrote:hey
Borderlands 2
Mayhem Awaits. Bring Friends In Zebra Bikinis.
Re: WHO IS THEBEERHAMMER?????????
Posted: Tue Mar 05, 2013 12:23 am
by Holy Schnikes
hollowhero wrote:Chankgeez wrote:Chankgeez wrote:thepeehammer? I kinda like that.
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This thread is now about chankgeez setting up his own twss jokes
Haha, taking it to the next level indeed.
