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ALRIGHT DUDES ANSWER ME THIS.
Posted: Mon Mar 04, 2013 12:34 pm
by THEBEERHAMMER
So Im studying/eating fried chicken with this girl last night and she asks me a question about a problem and I was like "oh thats easy you just go to your spreadsheet and average your monthlies". Long story short, this LYING BITCH doesnt know how to excel. Like, she claims to have a college degree, and just to be going here to get a cert for her job. So heres my question... HOW THE FUCK THIS BITCH GOING TO COLLEGE BUT CANT EXCEL? IS THIS A SETUP? AM I BEING SET UP?
Re: ALRIGHT DUDES ANSWER ME THIS.
Posted: Mon Mar 04, 2013 12:36 pm
by Achtane
Excel fucking sucks to use though bro
just like Powerpoint
Re: ALRIGHT DUDES ANSWER ME THIS.
Posted: Mon Mar 04, 2013 12:37 pm
by pelliott
i think she wants it bro
excel is a code word for making sex
Re: ALRIGHT DUDES ANSWER ME THIS.
Posted: Mon Mar 04, 2013 12:41 pm
by ryan summit
so did you fuck?
im lost
excel at what?
Re: ALRIGHT DUDES ANSWER ME THIS.
Posted: Mon Mar 04, 2013 12:46 pm
by Ancient Astronaught
I'm horrible at Excel, I use it maybe once a year at most. I always end up taking like an hour getting refamiliar with it before actually doing what i gotta do. Shit ain't easy yo..... (yet somehow I can fly through Ableton or Protools with no issue on memory alone....)
Re: ALRIGHT DUDES ANSWER ME THIS.
Posted: Mon Mar 04, 2013 1:06 pm
by hollowhero
If she's an English major, then I can see how she's been able to avoid excel her entire life...
Re: ALRIGHT DUDES ANSWER ME THIS.
Posted: Mon Mar 04, 2013 1:49 pm
by Casavettes
SPACERITUAL IS THAT YOU?
Re: ALRIGHT DUDES ANSWER ME THIS.
Posted: Mon Mar 04, 2013 2:02 pm
by htsamurai
Ancient Astronaught wrote:I'm horrible at Excel, I use it maybe once a year at most. I always end up taking like an hour getting refamiliar with it before actually doing what i gotta do. Shit ain't easy yo..... (yet somehow I can fly through Ableton or Protools with no issue on memory alone....)
dude, right?
hotkeys and all, ableton, protools, logic, reason, gband...
but give me excel, or even word after not using it for a few months, and I'm on google for a cool minute trying to figure that shit out.
Re: ALRIGHT DUDES ANSWER ME THIS.
Posted: Mon Mar 04, 2013 2:16 pm
by Ancient Astronaught
I attribute it to selective intelligence hahaha
Re: ALRIGHT DUDES ANSWER ME THIS.
Posted: Mon Mar 04, 2013 2:41 pm
by greyscales
I've only used Excel a couple times, and never for actual spreadsheets. I hate using it.
There's a reason why I'm not in math-related studies.
Re: ALRIGHT DUDES ANSWER ME THIS.
Posted: Mon Mar 04, 2013 2:51 pm
by pelliott
Well with an attitude like his I don't see how she could resist laying out his spreadsheets
Re: ALRIGHT DUDES ANSWER ME THIS.
Posted: Mon Mar 04, 2013 2:52 pm
by pelliott
laying out his spreadsheet is codeword for touching the penis if you didn't catch my drift
Re: ALRIGHT DUDES ANSWER ME THIS.
Posted: Mon Mar 04, 2013 3:21 pm
by LOCOPELAND
Excel sucks! Fuck that shit!
Re: ALRIGHT DUDES ANSWER ME THIS.
Posted: Mon Mar 04, 2013 3:23 pm
by skullservant
I took a bunch of desktop publishing and computer business classes in high school so Excell is second nature to me... But I DO NOT like how they switched everything around in the new version.
Re: ALRIGHT DUDES ANSWER ME THIS.
Posted: Mon Mar 04, 2013 3:39 pm
by THEBEERHAMMER
pelliott wrote:laying out his spreadsheet is codeword for touching the penis if you didn't catch my drift