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So my roommate worked stage crew for the Bieber show in LR the other night and grabbed his sweat towel. Now it is our bathroom hand towel, it's quality, may upgrade it to jizz rag.

Psyre wrote:So my roommate worked stage crew for the Bieber show in LR the other night and grabbed his sweat towel. Now it is our bathroom hand towel, it's quality, may upgrade it to jizz rag.

Dude? What're you doing? You need to sell that on eBay.

Chankgeez wrote:

Psyre wrote:So my roommate worked stage crew for the Bieber show in LR the other night and grabbed his sweat towel. Now it is our bathroom hand towel, it's quality, may upgrade it to jizz rag.

Dude? What're you doing? You need to sell that on eBay.

Please list it as Bieber's Jizz Rag.

I'll buy it.

doesnt it already smell like jizz?
im guessing a rich kid like that
gets pumped full all he wants,right?
it probly oozes out his pores
remember that story in the late 80s-e90s
about jon bon jovis doctor
finding sperm in his butt
i remember telling my father i heard that
can you imagine?
of all the things people could make up about you
no internet then either
get rid of the towel
its swarming in california venerialisms

That was beautiful.

omg Ryan, you make me so glad that I got drunk enough to make this thread. Only problem with ebay is no way to prove 8 (

A long horrible life in my bathroom is where it belongs.

Name your price. I'll take it on tour with and hold it close every night.