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Soooooooo I'm getting snipped today

Posted: Wed Dec 26, 2012 2:49 pm
by Jwar
yea...not sure if this deserves it's own thread, but I'm super nervous. My balls will never be the same. My wife and I have had three children and we feel like that's enough. My parents are conservative Catholic and think I'm going to go to hell, but I don't care. Wish me luck bros. My balls. MY BALLS!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! 3 O'Clock and my manhood will forever be altered. God!!!


Anyone else had this done? How did it go?

Re: Soooooooo I'm getting snipped today

Posted: Wed Dec 26, 2012 2:55 pm
by Gearmond
if yer just gettin yer tubes tied, thats a reversible process fyi

Re: Soooooooo I'm getting snipped today

Posted: Wed Dec 26, 2012 2:59 pm
by skullservant
THEY'LL HAVE NOWHERE TO SWIIIIIIIIIM

Re: Soooooooo I'm getting snipped today

Posted: Wed Dec 26, 2012 3:00 pm
by Jwar
Gearmond wrote:if yer just gettin yer tubes tied, thats a reversible process fyi


I don't think it's tied. It's full on cut in half. Like my balls will just be floating there in limbo. lol I think....I need to ask the doctor today.

Re: Soooooooo I'm getting snipped today

Posted: Wed Dec 26, 2012 3:04 pm
by Achtane
Oh, warwick.hoy had it done too.
Good luck man. They put you to sleep, right? Not just a local anesthetic?

Re: Soooooooo I'm getting snipped today

Posted: Wed Dec 26, 2012 3:05 pm
by Jwar
Achtane wrote:Oh, warwick.hoy had it done too.
Good luck man. They put you to sleep, right? Not just a local anesthetic?


No you're awake. They say it's not bad and only takes 15 minutes though. The doctor gave me a script for Valium, so I'll be calm at least.

Re: Soooooooo I'm getting snipped today

Posted: Wed Dec 26, 2012 3:06 pm
by space6oy
haven't been through that but have been through some not-fun ops. hang in there dude, you'll be fine!

Re: Soooooooo I'm getting snipped today

Posted: Wed Dec 26, 2012 3:10 pm
by Deltaphoenix
This thread makes my balls feel funny!

Hang in there buddy.

Re: Soooooooo I'm getting snipped today

Posted: Wed Dec 26, 2012 3:14 pm
by coldbrightsunlight
I haven't had that done, but I have had balls-related surgery. It wasn't fun. :no: I got full anesthesia though. Good luck, I'm sure it'll be fiiine!

Re: Soooooooo I'm getting snipped today

Posted: Wed Dec 26, 2012 3:26 pm
by Jeff-7
Good luck bro! I've been thinking about it (have no desire to have kids), how much does it cost? I'm not even sure that my insurance would kick in on something like that.

Re: Soooooooo I'm getting snipped today

Posted: Wed Dec 26, 2012 3:27 pm
by Jwar
Actually my insurance paid the bulk of it. I only had to pay 151 of it and it cost around a grand.

Re: Soooooooo I'm getting snipped today

Posted: Wed Dec 26, 2012 3:28 pm
by Jeff-7
I'm going back to the urologist today to find out what's causing my kidney stones, might have to see....

Re: Soooooooo I'm getting snipped today

Posted: Wed Dec 26, 2012 3:38 pm
by snipelfritz
Ugh, the only thing that weirds me out is the fact that you're awake. Sounds fucking bizarre.

And I wasn't sure if this thread title meant vasectomy or you were getting circumcised.

Re: Soooooooo I'm getting snipped today

Posted: Wed Dec 26, 2012 6:22 pm
by alexa.
WHOA! There's this new stuff they inject into you that's 100% working, and 100% reversible!
Might wanna check this out.

http://www.wired.com/magazine/2011/04/ff_vasectomy/
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/04/0 ... 00708.html
http://www.gizmag.com/risug-male-contraception/18824/

Re: Soooooooo I'm getting snipped today

Posted: Wed Dec 26, 2012 6:24 pm
by snipelfritz
I think I'm gonna write a song now about shooting up curray into your ballsack and call it "11% Reversable."