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stupid things musicians or pretend musicians say
Posted: Sat Dec 22, 2012 7:31 pm
by htsamurai
I dont work at gc anymore so I think I'm gonna start posting the wones I remember, mostly so I dont forget them
todays piece of beauty
"rickenbackers only look good in black"
"yeah the jetglo is def one of my favorites"
"naw man fuck jetglo, black is the way to go"
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Re: stupid things musicians or pretend musicians say
Posted: Sat Dec 22, 2012 7:57 pm
by snipelfritz
Wait, they have Ric's at GC???
Re: stupid things musicians or pretend musicians say
Posted: Sat Dec 22, 2012 8:51 pm
by D.o.S.
"I don't really care about live tone... unless it sucks."
Re: stupid things musicians or pretend musicians say
Posted: Sat Dec 22, 2012 10:40 pm
by Achtane
"The whole 90's, man...we just wanna stomp that out. That was an error, it was a mistake, you know, those clowns who didn't seem to care about music at all, you know what I mean? It was about them with their guitars, you know, making noise but not in any way as radical as great rock and roll bands do or as radical as the noise composers did...it was just a goofy mistake that we'd like to obliterate from consciousness."
Re: stupid things musicians or pretend musicians say
Posted: Sat Dec 22, 2012 10:43 pm
by Andrew
I was offered to buy a single .55 Bass String after asking for the right strings for Drop A# (after they weren't carrying the strings I used).
Also getting told that I need a Baritone because I tuned to C#
Re: stupid things musicians or pretend musicians say
Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2012 3:52 am
by IEatCats
Andrew wrote:Also getting told that I need a Baritone because I tuned to C#
Now, that's just silly.
Re: stupid things musicians or pretend musicians say
Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2012 9:27 am
by DarkAxel
i work at a music store, so...
"No, no, this is too similar to the marshall i already have... i need something.... more.... like different in... a bit more... you know what i mean?"
about a LP standard "no, i don't need a discount, you know, when i'm already buying a guitar like that... thanks very much though..."
after half an hour of assuring him we really can't give him more than 6% discount on that LP traditional "mhmm... i'll pay in cash, so you should be able to give me 2% better discount because it won't get subtracted by your bank like when i'd pay by a card"
etc etc etc etc
Re: stupid things musicians or pretend musicians say
Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2012 12:59 pm
by Casavettes
musicians say stupid things
about
90% of the time
Re: stupid things musicians or pretend musicians say
Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2012 2:46 pm
by htsamurai
"You know if I strum it like this it sounds like a Gibson, andif I strum it like this it sounds like a Taylor, but if you stand to the left it sounds like a Martin. Amazing I know, I'll take $200 for it."
"Man get that squier piece of shit outta here"
Re: stupid things musicians or pretend musicians say
Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2012 2:49 pm
by fiddelerselbow
While watching a Jazz improv gig this guy I know leans over to me and asks if I'm enjoying it and follows it up with: "Because ya know, you can't really enjoy without understanding it. You need to study it like I do."
Re: stupid things musicians or pretend musicians say
Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2012 3:13 pm
by MSUsousaphone
I read this thread title as:
stupid things musicians or singers say
I can't stand when someone in the band is taking a little bit of time getting a part down and a bitch ass singer starts saying shit like "I had my parts down...."
Fuck you, bitch. Fucking singers.
Re: stupid things musicians or pretend musicians say
Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2012 4:08 pm
by Casavettes
MSUsousaphone wrote:I read this thread title as:
stupid things musicians or singers say
I can't stand when someone in the band is taking a little bit of time getting a part down and a bitch ass singer starts saying shit like "I had my parts down...."
Fuck you, bitch. Fucking singers.
amen
singer in my band is an ADD man baby
he has ZERO patience for anything, even when it comes to recording his own parts.
Re: stupid things musicians or pretend musicians say
Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2012 4:30 pm
by tuffteef
lol im an recording engineer and the mass of stupid things musicians say to me is just soul destroying
headphone mixing/monitors is the worst..... we can almost predict everything they will say
dont get me started on singers
Re: stupid things musicians or pretend musicians say
Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2012 4:40 pm
by sonidero
MSUsousaphone wrote:Fuck you, bitch. Fucking singers.
Is Chad being meaners to you and Deltz???
Re: stupid things musicians or pretend musicians say
Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2012 5:50 pm
by Chankgeez
I pretend to say a lot of different shit.