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good morniiiiiiiiiiiiinnnngggg…EARTH!!!!!
i just realized im sittin here
its rainin
got stripes new tunes playin
and our planet has not yet
cracked in half
spilling its gooey insides
into the middle of the galaxy
jesus is not here to judge me
nibiru isnt knocking at our door
the sky isnt filled with biavians
or targhzishians(obviously reptilian)
the poles havent shifted(wheres my compass?)
and the seas havent risen
despite my orange lifevest
ive got a rape whistle handy
and a half a case of shrimp ramen
that im allergic to
a flashlight that takes C batterys
and 0.725 gallons of gas in my truck
i was definately not prepared
WERE YOU?!?!?!?!

ryan summit wrote:good morniiiiiiiiiiiiinnnngggg…EARTH!!!!!
i just realized im sittin here
its rainin
got stripes new tunes playin
and our planet has not yet
cracked in half
spilling its gooey insides
into the middle of the galaxy
jesus is not here to judge me
nibiru isnt knocking at our door
the sky isnt filled with biavians
or targhzishians(obviously reptilian)
the poles havent shifted(wheres my compass?)
and the seas havent risen
despite my orange lifevest
ive got a rape whistle handy
and a half a case of shrimp ramen
that im allergic to
a flashlight that takes C batterys
and 0.725 gallons of gas in my truck
i was definately not prepared
WERE YOU?!?!?!?!

I love you so much.

ryan summit wrote:good morniiiiiiiiiiiiinnnngggg…EARTH!!!!!
i just realized im sittin here
its rainin
got stripes new tunes playin
and our planet has not yet
cracked in half
spilling its gooey insides
into the middle of the galaxy
jesus is not here to judge me
nibiru isnt knocking at our door
the sky isnt filled with biavians
or targhzishians(obviously reptilian)
the poles havent shifted(wheres my compass?)
and the seas havent risen
despite my orange lifevest
ive got a rape whistle handy
and a half a case of shrimp ramen
that im allergic to
a flashlight that takes C batterys
and 0.725 gallons of gas in my truck
i was definately not prepared
WERE YOU?!?!?!?!

When I read your posts, the sound in my head is of some bard reading them aloud with a metered Chaucerian middle english accent.

Between you and behndy, the voices my brain uses for narration make reading this forum extremely fun.

I'M NOT DEAD YET

i love all you guys too
and i hate to dissapoint
but im just another scumbag
with half a jersey affect thats
bogged down by years of self destruction

snooky
with edward james almos's skin

I... I just have to..

warwick.hoy wrote:Good Job

Thanks, just playing ping pong.

Ryan Summit's Haiku are the worst.

ryan summit wrote:think william burroghs
meets snooky
with edward james almos's skin

heh heh heh. That's a funny image.

But yeah. World is still going and whatnot. I gotta go to work in a couple minutes. Kinda wishing it had ended now.

fixed
insert any whiny slowmotion voice
up there^^^

ryan summit wrote: snooky
with edward james almos's skin

THAT is one for the books.

the universe just keeps trying to slay me yet im still alive

oh... wait... so, a 2000 year dead civilation's left over calander was wrong? Or did some over zealous a-hole just imagine since it only went to yesterday it must mean the earth explodes for some reason and spread the word to sow fear and panic.... hmmm...

You know, we're all gonna die of something someday. Is it really such a big deal if we all go at once? Not like the human race is contributing much to the universe anyway. I mean, we can barely get our lazy asses off this planet into low orbit. Would anyone, even in our own galaxy miss us? I'm guessing not, especially if we're 'all alone' out here....

I think we have more to fear from ourselves than we do solar flares, mega-volcanoes, rogue asteroids, alien invasions, polar reversals, or the resurection (again) of an angry hebruit.

Just a thought.

Anyway, I don't want to seem ungrateful, so... HAPPY NOT DESTROYED DAY!!! I knew we could do it!

Good Job