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DOOD IT'S LIKE IMPOSSIBLE: http://www.forbes.com/sites/carolpinche ... star-wars/

This makes me sad because we don't even have a real fucking space program anymore...

Also, A DEATHSTAR IS MADE IN SPACE. WHO SAYS YOU NEED TO GET IRON AND SHIT FROM EARTH?

I'm not sure which is more ridiculous, this, or the TX Secession one.

futuresailors wrote::cry:
This makes me sad because we don't even have a real fucking space program anymore...

Also, A DEATHSTAR IS MADE IN SPACE. WHO SAYS YOU NEED TO GET IRON AND SHIT FROM EARTH?

LOOK HERE BUDDY I AINT TRADIN WITH NO SPACE FAHHHRNERS THIS IS FUCKIN SPACE MURRCA LOVE IT OR LEAVE IT

SPACE MURRICCCAA'S JUST GOTTA GO CLAIM THEM OTHER ASSTEROIDS AND PLANUTS AND WHUTNOT AS PART OF SPACE MURRICA AND MAKE ALL THEM SPACE FAAHHRRNERS WALK TO SPACE OKLAHOMA TO LIVE ON A SPACE FAHHHRNER RESERVATION.

Great, now we've combined the two.

I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO SPACE 'MURRICA
AND TO THE INTERGALACTIC REPUBLIC FOR WHICH IT STANDS
ONE NATION
UNDER DEATH STAR
AMEN

Uhhhh, am I the only one who fails to see how this would further our national defense, apart from a Bond villain-esque world hostage scheme?

The first step to justifying building a Death Star would be finding other planets worth blowing up because that's what a Death Star does, duh.

We should focus on something way more practical but equally cool. Like the technology behind Pokeballs. I'm sure we're close after finding that whole Higgs-Boson whatsit.