Tonsiliths
Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2012 12:30 am
Right. Not talking tonsillitis... talking TONSILITHS. As in like 2001 monoliths but with your tonsils.
Anyway, I get the damn things all the time and once I know one is there I become obsessed with it. It usually only happens when I'm at work for some reason, and I just tongue it and tongue it, looking like a retard the whole time. Sometimes I can get it out, but most days, like today, I worked an eight and a half hour shift with my tongue in the back of my own throat (not some girl's) with no satisfaction. If I ever do work one out of there, it's like mankind's greatest achievement and I am the one who has won. Forever.
But anyway yeah so then I get home and take my old flashlight and point it down my throat and say AAAAHHHHHH and then I have these plastic fondue skewers that I use to just prong the fuckers out of the craters. And shit do I have some deep tonsil craters.
Tonight I bled which I do not usually do... I'm very gentle with myself. But I kept digging and digging. Most of it's out but I can still feel some.
Thanks Lord.
C
Anyway, I get the damn things all the time and once I know one is there I become obsessed with it. It usually only happens when I'm at work for some reason, and I just tongue it and tongue it, looking like a retard the whole time. Sometimes I can get it out, but most days, like today, I worked an eight and a half hour shift with my tongue in the back of my own throat (not some girl's) with no satisfaction. If I ever do work one out of there, it's like mankind's greatest achievement and I am the one who has won. Forever.
But anyway yeah so then I get home and take my old flashlight and point it down my throat and say AAAAHHHHHH and then I have these plastic fondue skewers that I use to just prong the fuckers out of the craters. And shit do I have some deep tonsil craters.
Tonight I bled which I do not usually do... I'm very gentle with myself. But I kept digging and digging. Most of it's out but I can still feel some.
Thanks Lord.
C