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I'm running this shit. Because I love you gaiz.

WHELP, GET STALKIN AND SHOPPIN



First off, the rules:
1. Don't be an asshole

2. In keeping with rule #1, there isn't a concrete post count requirement. Let's shoot for 500, but if you have lower and have had some good dealings, you can play too. Post in here or PM me to validate.

3. If you won't be able to get your SS their gift by January, don't sign up. This will go smoothly this year.

4. Gifts should be around $50. You can go higher if you're able.

5. Assignments will be random as shit.

6. I'm not participating.

7. Oh, almost forgot; IF YOU DON'T SEND YOUR GIFT IN TIME YOU WILL BE BAN-FUCKING HAMMERED. NO VELVET. NO LUBE. DRY AND RAW.

8. PS IF SNAX ARE NOT IN YR PACKAGE, THE HOUNDS OF HELL SHALL FEAST UPON THY FLESH FOR ETERNITY.

Registration:

We've got a dedicated email. ILFSECRETSANTA@gmail.com

Send your registrations there, don't pm me.

In the subject let's go with "ILF SS 2012 Registration (your full real name here)." Since I only know most of you by your usernames, this will help keep assignments unbiased.

In the body of the email, send your ILF username, mailing address, and a working phone number.

I will respond to your email to confirm.

a question - i haven't been doing this until now, but i might want to participate...

i'm worried about the customs office and shit though... it will be mixed worldwide, right?

I think it will depend on the number of EU participants. Last year was only Bassus and Phantasm, so if there's only a couple of you, it would be more fun mixed, no? If we get a bunch, I'll do EU only matches.

You shouldn't have a problem though. I just got some "goodies" from Czech...

EU->US = no problem

US->EU can turn into a personal WWIII



i'll think about it, but i'll probably participate

DarkAxel wrote:a question - i haven't been doing this until now, but i might want to participate...

i'm worried about the customs office and shit though... it will be mixed worldwide, right?

It is a gift. Gift is ok for the customs. Just mark that shit clearly. Additional help would be an email/pm referencing to the gift. I had no problems ever with real gifts and the customs

univalve wrote:

DarkAxel wrote:a question - i haven't been doing this until now, but i might want to participate...

i'm worried about the customs office and shit though... it will be mixed worldwide, right?

It is a gift. Gift is ok for the customs. Just mark that shit clearly. Additional help would be an email/pm referencing to the gift. I had no problems ever with real gifts and the customs

True! Gift wrap inside the package will help this go down smoothly as well. I'm definitely down btw!

There ya go! What kind of dickhead would open someone else's Christmas present?

okay, i'm just totally paranoid

k, i'm in... i guess it'll be similar to last year with the wishlist and shit?

Wishlist, stalking, lulz, snax, the whole shebang!

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwesome! The ILFSANTA account will be getting an email from me post-haste!

if i do a deal or two this month will you guys let me be in
i did a deal with slowslowslowslow couple months ago
and i moved the greyscales tourbox on time without incident
plus ive been annoying ILF on the regular for months
without knowing of secret santa
you'll wanna get me,im obsessive about xmas
if not i get it,and maybe next year(youll deinately be sick of me by then)
oh i also got a pedal built by black arts, i dont know if that counts

ryan summit wrote:oh i also got a pedal built by black arts, i dont know if that counts

That depends...what pedal was it?

I'll be helping out as a non-participant/moderator.

...which is a really fancy way of saying I'm re-routing all your packages to my house.

Gunner Recall wrote:

ryan summit wrote:oh i also got a pedal built by black arts, i dont know if that counts

That depends...what pedal was it?

BADASCAN
straight up, like a man

You've been pretty active, so it's okay by me.
To calm our more dubious members maybe send your gift a little early? ie Your giftee confirms receipt with me before your gifter ships?