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Help me come up with the most absurd portrait I can get
Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2012 12:46 am
by IEatCats
So, I found a
coupon for a free 20x20 family portrait at sears.I want to send it to my girlfriend, but I want it to be
THE MOST RIDICULOUS THING I CAN GET DONE.My lead idea is to get one of my friends to wear a paper mask of her face, and a wig. Both of us in speedos holding hands or something, and a sign that says "wish you were here".
I know that I can get at least 3 more people into the photo without any problem, so I'd say to limit ideas to 4 people total.
Any ideas, ILF?
Also, I already ran the idea above by her, and she thought it'd be hilarious, so I'm not worried about it being creepy or anything. We've got the same sense of humor for that type of stuff.
Re: Help me come up with the most absurd portrait I can get
Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2012 12:55 am
by Mudfuzz
IEatCats wrote:So, I found a
coupon for a free 20x20 family portrait at sears.I want to send it to my girlfriend, but I want it to be
THE MOST RIDICULOUS THING I CAN GET DONE.My lead idea is to get one of my friends to wear a paper mask of her face, and a wig. Both of us in speedos holding hands or something, and a sign that says "wish you were here".
I know that I can get at least 3 more people into the photo without any problem, so I'd say to limit ideas to 4 people total.
Any ideas, ILF?
Also, I already ran the idea above by her, and she thought it'd be hilarious, so I'm not worried about it being creepy or anything. We've got the same sense of humor for that type of stuff.




Re: Help me come up with the most absurd portrait I can get
Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2012 1:11 am
by IEatCats
All great starting points! I do still have my Brobee one piece pajamas.
Re: Help me come up with the most absurd portrait I can get
Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2012 2:47 am
by Achtane
Re: Help me come up with the most absurd portrait I can get
Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2012 9:35 am
by Chankgeez
IEatCats wrote:Also, I already ran the idea above by her, and she thought it'd be hilarious, so I'm not worried about it being creepy or anything. We've got the same sense of humor for that type of stuff.
Dude, you ruined the surprise.
I think one of those "people" should be a giant stuffed animal.
Re: Help me come up with the most absurd portrait I can get
Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2012 9:58 am
by IEatCats
Chankgeez wrote:IEatCats wrote:Also, I already ran the idea above by her, and she thought it'd be hilarious, so I'm not worried about it being creepy or anything. We've got the same sense of humor for that type of stuff.
Dude, you ruined the surprise.
I think one of those "people" should be a giant stuffed animal.
I know. I'm terrible with surprises. By "be a giant stuffed animal" do you mean, wearing a giant stuffed animal as a costume, or that I should actually dress it up like my girlfriend?
Re: Help me come up with the most absurd portrait I can get
Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2012 10:03 am
by Chankgeez
No, I meant just an actual stuffed animal. (Well, not something that was actually once alive at least.)
Not dressed up or anything. Nothing special about it. Just big and cuddly.
Re: Help me come up with the most absurd portrait I can get
Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2012 10:20 am
by IEatCats
I keep picturing bubbles, a stuffed animal, and body paint. I don't know where this image is going yet, though.
Re: Help me come up with the most absurd portrait I can get
Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2012 12:11 pm
by RR Bigman

except replace girl with friend dressed as girlfriend. Anything else you do is peripheral to this amazing showing of love and emotion.
Re: Help me come up with the most absurd portrait I can get
Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2012 1:13 pm
by futuresailors
IEatCats wrote:I keep picturing bubbles, a stuffed animal, and body paint. I don't know where this image is going yet, though.
Landscape: Bubbles. Everywhere. Mountains of them,
Wardrobe: Painted on.
Domineering Overlord: Snuggles the bear.