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how to tell if your band is any good
Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2012 4:19 pm
by metalmariachi
4-7 year old girls will dance to your music.
You are good keep up the good work.
12-13 year old girls will dance and want to learn the lyrics so they can sing along.
You suck get a real job.
20-40 year old women want to dance.
Great job guys.
50 + year old women are dancing.
You are either a Rick Springsteen or David Casady tribute band.
what can I say
MM
Re: how to tell if your band is any good
Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2012 5:06 pm
by snipelfritz
Rick Springsteen?
Re: how to tell if your band is any good
Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2012 6:11 pm
by excane
snipelfritz wrote:Rick Springsteen?
Re: how to tell if your band is any good
Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2012 6:16 pm
by SPACERITUAL
metalmariachi wrote:12-13 year old girls will dance and want to learn the lyrics so they can sing along.
Hook up with usher so you can make 50 million dollars.
fixd
Re: how to tell if your band is any good
Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2012 6:19 pm
by sylnau
excane wrote:snipelfritz wrote:Rick Springsteen?
Bruce Springsteen or Rick Springfield?
Re: how to tell if your band is any good
Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2012 7:03 pm
by spacelordmother
Bob Nugent.
Re: how to tell if your band is any good
Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2012 7:44 pm
by MEC
I'm no Arnold Einstein but I know the difference between Bruce Springsteen and Rick Springfield.
Re: how to tell if your band is any good
Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2012 7:57 pm
by theactionindex
sig'd
Re: how to tell if your band is any good
Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2012 7:58 pm
by devnulljp
MEC wrote:I'm no Arnold Einstein but I know the difference between Bruce Springsteen and Rick Springfield.
They're both crap?
Re: how to tell if your band is any good
Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2012 8:00 pm
by metalmariachi
oops, I was multi tasking. Rick Springfield although lately Bruse Springsteen has lost his edge.
Apologies to VP and HT who are both cougar magnets and regularly play to a bunch of 50+ year old women.
MM
Re: how to tell if your band is any good
Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2012 1:23 am
by skip
john cougar malmsteen opening for eddie van morrison--- it's awesome and i have tickets!
Re: how to tell if your band is any good
Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2012 7:12 pm
by sylnau
^ Oh! Yeah.
But I would say if the middle girl in your avatar is dancing in your room while signing your song... mean you've done good.
But if she's dancing in my room, mean she love my hat.
Re: how to tell if your band is any good
Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2012 9:40 pm
by CBA
MEC wrote:I'm no Arnold Einstein but I know the difference between Bruce Springsteen and Rick Springfield.
BAAAAHAHAHA Arnold Einstein.
C
Re: how to tell if your band is any good
Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2012 9:54 pm
by sylnau
And if she dance to this song... you fail.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLnu8SzOGfs[/youtube]
Or maybe she prefer to dance to some Bruce Ashley.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKOXVPzrmh0[/youtube]
Re: how to tell if your band is any good
Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2012 4:16 pm
by theavondon
How to tell if your band is any good (DONNY EDITION):
If you're not bleeding at the end of the set, give up.
If you're bleeding, you're doing well.
If someone else is bleeding, CONGRATS YOU'RE IN A GOOD BAND.