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i love my wife. i always have and always will. we're going through some stuff and it's a toss-up how it's going to go right now.

but i think i may have missed who i'm S'POSED to be with. i have a pair of fuzzy Companion Cubes hanging like dice from my mirror in my car. i came out to this under the windshield wiper today......



there's a laundromat between my place of bidness and house. if i was single i would plaster CALL ME notes all over that Clothes Cleaning Emporium.

TO CL MISSED CONNECTIONS!!!

lol.

01) still married.

02) i dunno if i'd be ok dating someone that would catch a missed connections post on CL.

i AM tempted to try to find her just to be friends. because... y'know.... AWESOME.

Friends...with behnefits?

MEOW.

I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE.

*runs off to legally change name to Behn*

"NO STUPID. IT'S PRONOUNCED BEN. THE FUCKING H IS SILENT."

behndy wrote:i AM tempted to try to find her just to be friends. because... y'know.... AWESOME.

This sounds like an unbelievably bad idea.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fvo0wQ1kmH4[/youtube]

oof. man. i always forget how bad a lot of the first NIN album was. i mean, i loved it when it came out. but it does nooooooooooooot hold up well.

behndy wrote:oof. man. i always forget how bad a lot of the first NIN album was. i mean, i loved it when it came out. but it does nooooooooooooot hold up well.

If you think that's cheesy DO NOT listen to the "Purest Feeling" demos.

Still, I will always love Pretty Hate Machine.

Ingrid pointed out the 50-50 gamble here..."it's probably a dude!"

"...uh, yeah, man...you wanted me to call you?"

It was me

Tom Dalton wrote:Ingrid pointed out the 50-50 gamble here..."it's probably a dude!"

"...uh, yeah, man...you wanted me to call you?"

That handwriting leads me to believe that it's just the type of dude Behndy's looking for.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-WeiTjy_T8[/youtube]

spacelordmother wrote:

Tom Dalton wrote:Ingrid pointed out the 50-50 gamble here..."it's probably a dude!"

"...uh, yeah, man...you wanted me to call you?"

That handwriting leads me to believe that it's just the type of dude Behndy's looking for.

lol. SO TRUE.

texted that to a friend, she sent back (after i explained Portal to her. she's not a nerd but her bf games some), ".... might be a DOOOOOOD.". i was like, "oh you salty BITCH. if his handwriting's that fem and nice odds are he's a twink. and then i am LISTENIN'.".

.... i love Pretty Hate Machine too. in the way i love Robocop. i will never watch/listen to it again and destroy my beautiful memories of them.

If that note was left by another dude that would be cool. Two dudes isn't cheating.

Hello. My name is Behn Humprey.

.......... i'm gonna need to see like most of y'all's handwriting samples.

because right now, this is a beautiful, happy, innocent and untainted by the evils of the world thing. if it's one of y'all angling to get in my pants so you can pillage my pedalboard when i'm all depressed after the inevitable end.... i'll just be..... sad.

impressed, but saddened.