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A SPIDER BIT MY BALLS WHAT DO I DO?
Posted: Sun Jul 01, 2012 11:05 am
by Fuzzy Fred
DO I TURN INTO SPIDER MAN? CAN I CUM WEBS?
Re: A SPIDER BIT MY BALLS WHAT DO I DO?
Posted: Sun Jul 01, 2012 11:18 am
by wsas3
Dude do you have a giant lump on your balls? You sure it was a spider?
Re: A SPIDER BIT MY BALLS WHAT DO I DO?
Posted: Sun Jul 01, 2012 11:21 am
by Chankgeez
Re: A SPIDER BIT MY BALLS WHAT DO I DO?
Posted: Sun Jul 01, 2012 11:28 am
by wsas3
DOO-DOO
Re: A SPIDER BIT MY BALLS WHAT DO I DO?
Posted: Sun Jul 01, 2012 11:33 am
by Fuzzy Fred
wsas3 wrote:Dude do you have a giant lump on your balls? You sure it was a spider?
well, it looks like a spider bite. no giant lumps or whatever.
but seriously, do i get super powers? will my children be half spider? these are real questions
Re: A SPIDER BIT MY BALLS WHAT DO I DO?
Posted: Sun Jul 01, 2012 11:35 am
by Chankgeez
Fuzzy Fred wrote:wsas3 wrote:Dude do you have a giant lump on your balls? You sure it was a spider?
well, it looks like a spider bite. no giant lumps or whatever.
but seriously, do i get super powers? will my children be half spider? these are real questions
Maybe The Flaming Lips will write a song about you?
Re: A SPIDER BIT MY BALLS WHAT DO I DO?
Posted: Sun Jul 01, 2012 12:31 pm
by nieh
pics or it didn't happen.
Re: A SPIDER BIT MY BALLS WHAT DO I DO?
Posted: Sun Jul 01, 2012 12:49 pm
by Fuzzy Fred
nieh wrote:pics or it didn't happen.
i'm not posting a picture of my junk on the internet.
for free.
paypal me sluts
Re: A SPIDER BIT MY BALLS WHAT DO I DO?
Posted: Sun Jul 01, 2012 12:49 pm
by hazelwould
Maybe not a bite from a spider... But a black widow.

Re: A SPIDER BIT MY BALLS WHAT DO I DO?
Posted: Sun Jul 01, 2012 1:33 pm
by MEC
Jokes aside, it may be a spider bite but there is also a good chance that it's MRSA.
http://www.staph-infection-resources.com/staph-mrsa-treatment/mrsa-spider-bite/If it gets remarkably worse in the next couple of days you should get it checked out.
Re: A SPIDER BIT MY BALLS WHAT DO I DO?
Posted: Sun Jul 01, 2012 1:41 pm
by Fuzzy Fred
all traces are gone, not even the bite marks are there or whatever.
false alarm, thanks for helping me get through this guys

Re: A SPIDER BIT MY BALLS WHAT DO I DO?
Posted: Sun Jul 01, 2012 1:42 pm
by Bellyheart
You just wanted to discuss your bawls.
Re: A SPIDER BIT MY BALLS WHAT DO I DO?
Posted: Sun Jul 01, 2012 1:58 pm
by Fuzzy Fred
Bellyheart wrote:You just wanted to discuss your bawls.
nah, i wanted to discuss the possibility of super powers really, and y'all ruined it
Re: A SPIDER BIT MY BALLS WHAT DO I DO?
Posted: Sun Jul 01, 2012 2:33 pm
by DarkAxel
QUICKLY, POST ABOUT IT ON FACEBOOK AND TWITTER
Re: A SPIDER BIT MY BALLS WHAT DO I DO?
Posted: Sun Jul 01, 2012 2:54 pm
by spacelordmother
DarkAxel wrote:QUICKLY, POST ABOUT IT ON FACEBOOK AND TWITTER
AND DON'T FORGET TO TUMBLR YOUR GRINDR