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A SPIDER BIT MY BALLS WHAT DO I DO?

Posted: Sun Jul 01, 2012 11:05 am
by Fuzzy Fred
DO I TURN INTO SPIDER MAN? CAN I CUM WEBS?

Re: A SPIDER BIT MY BALLS WHAT DO I DO?

Posted: Sun Jul 01, 2012 11:18 am
by wsas3
Dude do you have a giant lump on your balls? You sure it was a spider?

Re: A SPIDER BIT MY BALLS WHAT DO I DO?

Posted: Sun Jul 01, 2012 11:21 am
by Chankgeez
wsas3 wrote:Dude do ...

Re: A SPIDER BIT MY BALLS WHAT DO I DO?

Posted: Sun Jul 01, 2012 11:28 am
by wsas3
DOO-DOO

Re: A SPIDER BIT MY BALLS WHAT DO I DO?

Posted: Sun Jul 01, 2012 11:33 am
by Fuzzy Fred
wsas3 wrote:Dude do you have a giant lump on your balls? You sure it was a spider?


well, it looks like a spider bite. no giant lumps or whatever.

but seriously, do i get super powers? will my children be half spider? these are real questions

Re: A SPIDER BIT MY BALLS WHAT DO I DO?

Posted: Sun Jul 01, 2012 11:35 am
by Chankgeez
Fuzzy Fred wrote:
wsas3 wrote:Dude do you have a giant lump on your balls? You sure it was a spider?


well, it looks like a spider bite. no giant lumps or whatever.

but seriously, do i get super powers? will my children be half spider? these are real questions


Maybe The Flaming Lips will write a song about you?

Re: A SPIDER BIT MY BALLS WHAT DO I DO?

Posted: Sun Jul 01, 2012 12:31 pm
by nieh
pics or it didn't happen.

Re: A SPIDER BIT MY BALLS WHAT DO I DO?

Posted: Sun Jul 01, 2012 12:49 pm
by Fuzzy Fred
nieh wrote:pics or it didn't happen.


i'm not posting a picture of my junk on the internet.

for free.

paypal me sluts

Re: A SPIDER BIT MY BALLS WHAT DO I DO?

Posted: Sun Jul 01, 2012 12:49 pm
by hazelwould
Maybe not a bite from a spider... But a black widow. :erm:

Re: A SPIDER BIT MY BALLS WHAT DO I DO?

Posted: Sun Jul 01, 2012 1:33 pm
by MEC
Jokes aside, it may be a spider bite but there is also a good chance that it's MRSA.
http://www.staph-infection-resources.com/staph-mrsa-treatment/mrsa-spider-bite/

If it gets remarkably worse in the next couple of days you should get it checked out.

Re: A SPIDER BIT MY BALLS WHAT DO I DO?

Posted: Sun Jul 01, 2012 1:41 pm
by Fuzzy Fred
MEC wrote:Jokes aside, it may be a spider bite but there is also a good chance that it's MRSA.
http://www.staph-infection-resources.com/staph-mrsa-treatment/mrsa-spider-bite/

If it gets remarkably worse in the next couple of days you should get it checked out.


all traces are gone, not even the bite marks are there or whatever.

false alarm, thanks for helping me get through this guys :group:

Re: A SPIDER BIT MY BALLS WHAT DO I DO?

Posted: Sun Jul 01, 2012 1:42 pm
by Bellyheart
You just wanted to discuss your bawls.

Re: A SPIDER BIT MY BALLS WHAT DO I DO?

Posted: Sun Jul 01, 2012 1:58 pm
by Fuzzy Fred
Bellyheart wrote:You just wanted to discuss your bawls.


nah, i wanted to discuss the possibility of super powers really, and y'all ruined it

Re: A SPIDER BIT MY BALLS WHAT DO I DO?

Posted: Sun Jul 01, 2012 2:33 pm
by DarkAxel
QUICKLY, POST ABOUT IT ON FACEBOOK AND TWITTER

Re: A SPIDER BIT MY BALLS WHAT DO I DO?

Posted: Sun Jul 01, 2012 2:54 pm
by spacelordmother
DarkAxel wrote:QUICKLY, POST ABOUT IT ON FACEBOOK AND TWITTER


AND DON'T FORGET TO TUMBLR YOUR GRINDR