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I'm in the mood for some awesomely terrible films, so lets do this.

Starting off with:
Catman in Boxer's Blow
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DcRJ8hxTnDE[/youtube]

After being scratched by a radioactive cat, Sam (a top U.S. Agent) develops incredible super-human powers. By using both his laser vision and his amazing strength, Sam and his partner Gus burst into an iron fisted, bullet popping battle against the Un-Holy Reverend Cheever! Cheever plans to distribute nuclear devices and plung (sic) the entire world into a nuclear catastrophe. He must be stopped! ACTION! ACTION! ACTION!

I haven't watched this yet, but I plan to tomorrow.

Anyone else got any?

The Room/thread

HAUSU

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MINX76OKj6o[/youtube]

I was just mentioning this to Achtane. I still haven't seen it.

The Room? Its so great, and they have screenings with the retarded guy who wrote, produced starred in and directed the film :
Ive got a copy I can send your way if you like.

I'll have to find it online somewhere. I actually only remembered the name, because the dude was on an episode of Tim and Eric that was on last night.

Yeah Tommy Wiseau, he's a God among men.
Other films:
Hobl with a shotgun
Troll 2
Rubber
Birdemic

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQ_D9OjDoQ0[/youtube]

Mentioned it before, but WILD MOTHERFUCKING ZERO, best zombie movie of all time.

Best part about Troll 2: there are no trolls in it (they are goblins). Actually it'd be really hard to pick just one best part from that movie. This is another best part really:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YoXGg4tWdmg[/youtube]

Adam West's Tales From Beyond is almost as horrible as Troll 2.

The Gingerdead Man. The Stöned Age. Many more, but those are the ones I'm thinking of right now.

I <3 them all so very, very much.

urrrrrrr......... Dead Girl? i like cheesy ones where they're TRYING like Tomie or Suicide Circle/Maru.

i didn't like Hobo With A Shotgun. saw it in a smaller theater out here when it came out. no thank you.

Vulgar? the OG Buffy movie? Lord Of The Rings?

Vulgar, yes! Fuck me that has one of the greatest antagonists ever.

"I'm gonna make hate to you."

lol. i HATE the guy that plays Dante. like, i actually want to punch things when he's on screen in the Clerk movies. watching him stagger home with his pants full of his own ass blood was BEAUTIFULLY FULFILLING.

behndy wrote:lol. i HATE the guy that plays Dante. like, i actually want to punch things when he's on screen in the Clerk movies. watching him stagger home with his pants full of his own ass blood was BEAUTIFULLY FULFILLING.

Oh yeah and Boondock Saints. As much as I love it in every possible way, it really is a bad movie. Or it's a fuckin' masterpiece. I've watched that god damn thing 900 times and I still can't tell which.

Attack of the Mushroom People.

Once Is Not Enough. quite possibly the worst movie ever made.

i've mentioned this one before: Change of Habit. Elvis Presley's last film, in which he plays an Albert Schweitzer-like doctor serving the poor in Africa opposite Mary Tyler Moore as a nun in crisis. the ending is nothing less than the Apotheosis of Elvis. it's truly fucked up in a "did i just SEE that?" way.

Seconding "The Room"

Have you ever even wondered why it's called "The Room"? Think about it...it's because everything happens in a room, unless it's outside.