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Epic puns.
Posted: Mon Feb 27, 2012 5:10 am
by theavondon
My friend just said via FB chat
"Man, it sucks that epic poetic tragedy (and thus some of the greatest works of human literature) are only for homos"
to which I responded
"Well, they're for homos, and Homers."
I then instructed him to get the fuck off the internet, because I just fucking won it.
Re: Epic puns.
Posted: Mon Feb 27, 2012 3:00 pm
by Gozu
one of my jobs at work is to change the sign for upcoming releases, i always try and do a good pun for them but this was the best...
Re: Epic puns.
Posted: Mon Feb 27, 2012 3:46 pm
by hazelwould
I am a punisher
Re: Epic puns.
Posted: Mon Feb 27, 2012 3:50 pm
by the_carl
One time my girlfriend's can opener broke while we were cooking something. I responded with, "Well, I guess it's a can't opener now."
Re: Epic puns.
Posted: Mon Feb 27, 2012 3:57 pm
by TroySanders
the_carl wrote:One time my girlfriend's can opener broke while we were cooking something. I responded with, "Well, I guess it's a can't opener now."
Re: Epic puns.
Posted: Mon Feb 27, 2012 4:23 pm
by Achtane
When I used to play Gears of War online with some friends, we'd always be making shitty chainsaw-related puns as we chased people around with them.
"Don't fall apart on me, man!"
"He never saw it coming..."
"He's not half the man he used to be."
Good times...
Re: Epic puns.
Posted: Mon Feb 27, 2012 5:09 pm
by tuffteef
the_carl wrote:One time my girlfriend's can opener broke while we were cooking something. I responded with, "Well, I guess it's a can't opener now."
OH!
Re: Epic puns.
Posted: Mon Feb 27, 2012 5:30 pm
by TroySanders
tuffteef wrote:the_carl wrote:One time my girlfriend's can opener broke while we were cooking something. I responded with, "Well, I guess it's a can't opener now."
OH!
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HChzRB8h6LU[/youtube]
Re: Epic puns.
Posted: Mon Feb 27, 2012 5:52 pm
by kaboom
ages ago, my friends were having a pokemon vs digimon discussion, and i chimed in with "i like reggaemon"
"i hate you" is the best response i can hope for when i pun.
Re: Epic puns.
Posted: Mon Feb 27, 2012 5:53 pm
by dubkitty
i'm still rather proud of when Spacey was all pissed because his thread with the videos of Natalie Imbruglia singing "Torn" got locked, and i referred to it as a "Natalie Imbroglio."
i'm usually going for, "oh, FUCK you." though as often as not the reaction i get is "what?"
Re: Epic puns.
Posted: Mon Feb 27, 2012 6:13 pm
by TroySanders
omg kaboom holy shit
Re: Epic puns.
Posted: Mon Feb 27, 2012 7:52 pm
by behndy
gah. i'm a hater. puns make me physically ill.