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Cannibal Cafe on The Wayback Machine TOTES NSFW.

My girlfriend mentioned this earlier, and I found it.

I guess it was an old message board where cannibals could find each other to eat/be eaten, and got shut down after some dude traveled to Germany to get his'self eaten.

EDIT: Didn't take too long to peace out from that. I'll let this thread rot or blow up now.

Yeah, I've heard this story before. Real creepy shit. I guess the guy wanted to eat his own dick before the other guy killed him but by the time he cut it off and maybe cooked it he was too weak from blood loss to chew. Really creepy.

So your gf brought this up? Maybe you should be concerned. Does she complain that she wishes you would "eat" her more?

That's some weird shit. Mine just wants me to dress up as a cat and meow in bed.

Hahaha, nah, we were talking about weird shit on the internet, and she mentioned reading an article about it from some blog she follows. I went the extra mile and found the archive.

Fuckin' weird, when they mention how long "fresh meat" lasts. :|

Well sure. If it sits too long it won't be fresh anymore. it does make you wonder how many of them are full of shit, how many are genuinely curious, and how many are "experienced.". But eating somebody doesn't mean you killed them. It reminds me of the episode of It's Always Sunny when Dee and Charlie get "the hunger."

I imagine, taste-wise, human meat isn't really all that great anyways.

Oh, I forgot what I was actually going to post. If you're talking about weird stuff on the net you have to include Asses of the Caribbean.

What the hell, I thought this was the forum for cannibals to get together and share their common interests. Dammit I should have been a part of that.

wait, why would you want to be eaten? i mean, wouldn't you just die? wtf

Fuzzy Fred wrote:wait, why would you want to be eaten? i mean, wouldn't you just die? wtf

Exactly. Turns out the guy being killed was crazier than the guy doing the killing. But they were both fucking nuts.

Man, the internet was a lot crazier ten years ago. I mean, it's still crazy, you just have to make it to the deepnet. Surface internet is kind of tame now.

IEatCats wrote:Man, the internet was a lot crazier ten years ago. I mean, it's still crazy, you just have to make it to the deepnet. Surface internet is kind of tame now.

i mean, you pretty much know where everything is now. i mean, you kind of have to look for crazy shit. before you could just stumble onto crazy shit that would make you cry.

Like I said, deepnet. There's some fucked up shit on even the surface level .onion sites.

snipelfritz wrote:Yeah, I've heard this story before. Real creepy shit. I guess the guy wanted to eat his own dick before the other guy killed him but by the time he cut it off and maybe cooked it he was too weak from blood loss to chew. Really creepy.

His username on there was "Franky"

maz91379 wrote:

IEatCats wrote:Like I said, deepnet. There's some fucked up shit on even the surface level .onion sites.

O Rly ? SHARE

Well, deepnet has a couple of sites that if you can navigate to them, are full of links to other deepnet shit. Lots of stolen good/drug trade (black markets run there, no lie), and porn that will get you partyvanned. It's not a very fun place to be in, if you get nervous about shit like that, like I do.

IEatCats wrote:

maz91379 wrote:

IEatCats wrote:Like I said, deepnet. There's some fucked up shit on even the surface level .onion sites.

O Rly ? SHARE

Well, deepnet has a couple of sites that if you can navigate to them, are full of links to other deepnet shit. Lots of stolen good/drug trade (black markets run there, no lie), and porn that will get you partyvanned. It's not a very fun place to be in, if you get nervous about shit like that, like I do.

this deepnet sounds terrifyingly interesting

I think it's a cool concept, because the Tor network is used to navigate around international firewalls (so people in, say, China can have access to the net), but the shit like that kind of freaks me out when you get going into it. I'm a naturally nervous person about that type of shit. >.>

Da Fuck...

That Nikolais guys posts are disturbing.

Remember to tell your children, there's no monster in the closet... they're in the computer on internet forums