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blooghost wrote:Relative of yours?
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001605233166
This guy friended me on Facebook. IDK who the fuck he is, but he sure can hammer out a rant with caps and multiple exclamation points. I may update this thread periodically

Jimmy Fellow wrote:GOOD AFTERNOON FACEBOOK FRIENDS!!! ONCE AGAIN OL JIMMY HAS BEEN SHAFTED BY CLUBS!!!! IS IT TOO MUCH TO ASK TO GET PAID AROUND HERE!!!!!! I HAVE AN EIGHT PIECE BAND AND I AM ASKING FOR ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS A MAN PLUS A FREE MEAL AND GAS MONEY!!!! IF YOUR BAR DOESNT COOK FOOD YOU CAN SEND ONE OF YOUR BARMAIDS TO MCDONALDS TO PICK UP SOME GODDAMN HAMBURGERS!!! WE JUST WANT A DAMN MEAL!!!! NOT FRUIT AND NUTS BUT FOOD MEN EAT!!! MEAT AND POTATOES NOT RAISINS AND KIWI FRUIT!!! ME AND MY BOYS RIDE TOGETHER TO ALL THE GIGS WE PLAY AND WE TOTE A TRAILER WITH ALL OF OUR EQUIPMENT IN IT!!!! WE EXPECT TO BE PAID ACCORDINGLY!!!!!! CLUBS AROUND HERE ARE TOO UPTIGHT AND SAY THAT MY PRICE IS TOO STEEP!!!! I HAD ONE CLUB TELL ME THEY PAID TWO HUNDRED DOLLARS FOR A FIVE PIECE BAND!!! HA!!!I CHARGE TWO HUNDRED DOLLARS FOR A SOLO ACOUSTIC SHOW!!!! OL JIMMY IS A PROFESSIONAL MUSICIAN AND HAS PLAYED AND LIVED IN ALL THE MAJOR CITIES IN THE UNITED STATES!!!!! HELL, I WAS A SESSION MUSICIAN IN NASHVILLE AND PLAYED ON RECORDS FOR ERNEST TUBB, HANK GARLAND,BUD ADAMS,WAYLON JENNINGS AND DID SOME WORK FOR A CHUBBY UP AND COMER BY THE NAME OF GARTH BROOKS!!!!! I WAS KNOWN AS A TRIPLE THREAT AND DINED WITH THE FINEST WOMEN AND LAYED WITH THEM AS WELL!!!!! OL JIMMY HAS SEEN AND HEARD IT ALL AND CAN PLAY HIS GODDAMN GUITAR!!!! I AM NOT USED TO LIVING IN A CITY WHERE THEY WONT PAY BANDS NOTHING BUT CHUMP CHANGE!!!! I DONT WALK INTO A BAR AND PAY WHATEVER THE HELL I WANT TO PAY FOR A DRINK!!!!!! SOME OF THE PRICES AROUND HERE FOR DRINKS ARE TOO STEEP!!!!! I ORDERED A SHOT OF WHISKEY AT ONE CLUB AND WAS TOLD TO PAY NINE GODDAMN DOLLARS!!!!! TOO MUCH!!!! I DIDNT PAY IT AND HAD TO START A BAR BRAWL JUST TO MAKE MY ESCAPE!!!!! I AM NOT ASHAMED OF THAT AND STAND BY MY PRINCIPLES!!!! I KEEP HEARING ABOUT OPEN MIC NIGHTS BUT OL JIMMY HASNT PLAYED ONE OF THOSE SINCE HE WAS TEN YEARS OLD!!!!! I HAVE BEEN GETTING PAID EVER SINCE!!!!! OL JIMMY WONT GIVE UP THOUGH!!!!! JESUS IS MY SAVIOR AND HE LOVES ME!!!!! HE KNOWS I AM THE BEST IN TOWN AND LOVE HIM MORE THAN ANYONE ELSE!!! HE WILL PROVIDE!!!!! I HAVE A MEETING WITH A BAR OWNER TODAY AT TWO O CLOCK TO TALK ABOUT BOOKING OL JIMMY!!!!! PLEASE PRAY FOR OL JIMMY!!!!! I AM SO WORKED UP AND WHEN OL JIMMY GETS WORKED UP HE GETS BACKED UP IN HIS GROIN!!!!!! MY BUDDY RUFUS TOLD ME TO RELEASE THE TENSION MYSELF BUT I TOLD HIM IF HE EVER TOLD ME SOMETHING LIKE THAT AGAIN I WOULD KNOCK EVERYONE OF HIS TEETH THROUGH HIS NECK!!!! OL JIMMY DOESNT PLEASURE HIMSELF!!!!! ESPECIALLY WHEN THERE ARE SO MANY WOMEN OUT THERE LOOKING FOR A MAN TO BOUNCE UP AND DOWN ON!!!! OL JIMMY MIGHT GO OUT TONIGHT AND FIND HIM A LOOSE WOMAN!!!!! GOODDAY!!!!!!!!!

unownunown wrote:

Jimmy Fellow wrote:GOOD AFTERNOON FACEBOOK FRIENDS!!! ONCE AGAIN OL JIMMY HAS BEEN SHAFTED BY CLUBS!!!! IS IT TOO MUCH TO ASK TO GET PAID AROUND HERE!!!!!! I HAVE AN EIGHT PIECE BAND AND I AM ASKING FOR ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS A MAN PLUS A FREE MEAL AND GAS MONEY!!!! IF YOUR BAR DOESNT COOK FOOD YOU CAN SEND ONE OF YOUR BARMAIDS TO MCDONALDS TO PICK UP SOME GODDAMN HAMBURGERS!!! WE JUST WANT A DAMN MEAL!!!! NOT FRUIT AND NUTS BUT FOOD MEN EAT!!! MEAT AND POTATOES NOT RAISINS AND KIWI FRUIT!!! ME AND MY BOYS RIDE TOGETHER TO ALL THE GIGS WE PLAY AND WE TOTE A TRAILER WITH ALL OF OUR EQUIPMENT IN IT!!!! WE EXPECT TO BE PAID ACCORDINGLY!!!!!! CLUBS AROUND HERE ARE TOO UPTIGHT AND SAY THAT MY PRICE IS TOO STEEP!!!! I HAD ONE CLUB TELL ME THEY PAID TWO HUNDRED DOLLARS FOR A FIVE PIECE BAND!!! HA!!!I CHARGE TWO HUNDRED DOLLARS FOR A SOLO ACOUSTIC SHOW!!!! OL JIMMY IS A PROFESSIONAL MUSICIAN AND HAS PLAYED AND LIVED IN ALL THE MAJOR CITIES IN THE UNITED STATES!!!!! HELL, I WAS A SESSION MUSICIAN IN NASHVILLE AND PLAYED ON RECORDS FOR ERNEST TUBB, HANK GARLAND,BUD ADAMS,WAYLON JENNINGS AND DID SOME WORK FOR A CHUBBY UP AND COMER BY THE NAME OF GARTH BROOKS!!!!! I WAS KNOWN AS A TRIPLE THREAT AND DINED WITH THE FINEST WOMEN AND LAYED WITH THEM AS WELL!!!!! OL JIMMY HAS SEEN AND HEARD IT ALL AND CAN PLAY HIS GODDAMN GUITAR!!!! I AM NOT USED TO LIVING IN A CITY WHERE THEY WONT PAY BANDS NOTHING BUT CHUMP CHANGE!!!! I DONT WALK INTO A BAR AND PAY WHATEVER THE HELL I WANT TO PAY FOR A DRINK!!!!!! SOME OF THE PRICES AROUND HERE FOR DRINKS ARE TOO STEEP!!!!! I ORDERED A SHOT OF WHISKEY AT ONE CLUB AND WAS TOLD TO PAY NINE GODDAMN DOLLARS!!!!! TOO MUCH!!!! I DIDNT PAY IT AND HAD TO START A BAR BRAWL JUST TO MAKE MY ESCAPE!!!!! I AM NOT ASHAMED OF THAT AND STAND BY MY PRINCIPLES!!!! I KEEP HEARING ABOUT OPEN MIC NIGHTS BUT OL JIMMY HASNT PLAYED ONE OF THOSE SINCE HE WAS TEN YEARS OLD!!!!! I HAVE BEEN GETTING PAID EVER SINCE!!!!! OL JIMMY WONT GIVE UP THOUGH!!!!! JESUS IS MY SAVIOR AND HE LOVES ME!!!!! HE KNOWS I AM THE BEST IN TOWN AND LOVE HIM MORE THAN ANYONE ELSE!!! HE WILL PROVIDE!!!!! I HAVE A MEETING WITH A BAR OWNER TODAY AT TWO O CLOCK TO TALK ABOUT BOOKING OL JIMMY!!!!! PLEASE PRAY FOR OL JIMMY!!!!! I AM SO WORKED UP AND WHEN OL JIMMY GETS WORKED UP HE GETS BACKED UP IN HIS GROIN!!!!!! MY BUDDY RUFUS TOLD ME TO RELEASE THE TENSION MYSELF BUT I TOLD HIM IF HE EVER TOLD ME SOMETHING LIKE THAT AGAIN I WOULD KNOCK EVERYONE OF HIS TEETH THROUGH HIS NECK!!!! OL JIMMY DOESNT PLEASURE HIMSELF!!!!! ESPECIALLY WHEN THERE ARE SO MANY WOMEN OUT THERE LOOKING FOR A MAN TO BOUNCE UP AND DOWN ON!!!! OL JIMMY MIGHT GO OUT TONIGHT AND FIND HIM A LOOSE WOMAN!!!!! GOODDAY!!!!!!!!!

my god.

OL Jimmy Wrote: My name is Jimmy Fellow (pronounced Fee-Lau). I am a proud southern man. I am a proud veteran of three foreign wars. I sing songs that are sure to put a smile in someones heart. I am always on the lookout for good deals. If ol' Jimmy calls you up to make a deal don't turn him down! I believe the good Lord Jesus Christ is my savior and anyone who don't accept him will surely burn in hell.

warwick.hoy wrote:I don't know,...this all seems like a parody profile,....all the cliches are in place.

OL Jimmy Wrote: My name is Jimmy Fellow (pronounced Fee-Lau). I am a proud southern man. I am a proud veteran of three foreign wars. I sing songs that are sure to put a smile in someones heart. I am always on the lookout for good deals. If ol' Jimmy calls you up to make a deal don't turn him down! I believe the good Lord Jesus Christ is my savior and anyone who don't accept him will surely burn in hell.

Jimmy Fellow wrote: OL JIMMY DOESNT PLEASURE HIMSELF!!!!!