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the only thing Hostess ever did that i truly loved, and loved me back.

WHO IS GOING TO MAKE CHOCOLATE COVERED TWINKIES FOR ME NOW THAT HOSTESS IS GOING DOWN??!?

homemade or GTFO, son.

whoa. you know how to make chocolate covered twinkie styleys? where are you AND WHY AREN'T YOU IN AN APRON AT MY HOUSE COOKING?

OK, I'll be right over.

*sitting cross-legged*

*staring at door*

*rocking back and forth in anticipation*

*muttering*

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Oh, man, I'm in trouble now.

*hides ropes and tie-downs behind back*

waiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing.

They'll still be making them, they filed bankruptcy to clear some debts and get out of paying retirement to their employees. Fuck them.

I remember whenever I would visit family in kansas, we would stop by the hostess factory in emporia. you could walk in with a dollar and leave with a big full'o twinkies

i used to like you. now....: i don't know anymore. i just...... i just don't know.....

wait, they made chocolate covered twinkies?

why was i not informed of this?

Fortunately/unfortunately, I haven't actually eaten a Chocodile in years.

I used to like to peel off the chocolate and eat it first. Then I would eat the Twinkie part. Silly child.

Hostess Fruit Pies FTMFW. Not a single molecule of real fruit in them, but I didn't give a shit.

There is a wing place near my house that makes both deep fried twinkies and deep fried oreos. They are both delicious.

behndy wrote:i used to like you. now....: i don't know anymore. i just...... i just don't know.....

Jealous?