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Yea, funny enough... I seem to have poor luck with the drummers ive been in bands with.

when I read that email this morning, I actually pictured a person like your avatar saying them...the comments are worse.

Ilikewater wrote:when I read that email this morning, I actually pictured a person like your avatar saying them...the comments are worse.

Holy shit, I missed the comments.

Manu says:
December 20, 2011 at 7:32 am
Stéphane my friend (and drummer, nobody’s perfect) used to answer, when we were asked how many we were in the band :
“We are three musicians and a drummer”
RIP Stéphane
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My favorite is still:
What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend?

foomanfat wrote:My favorite is still:
What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend?

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HOMELESS

This seriously infuriated my roommate, not due to him being a drummer, but due to NONE OF THESE BEING FUNNY, AT ALL.

OTOH, viola jokes http://www.mit.edu/~jcb/viola-jokes.html

theavondon wrote:This seriously infuriated my roommate, not due to him being a drummer, but due to NONE OF THESE BEING FUNNY, AT ALL.

OTOH, viola jokes http://www.mit.edu/~jcb/viola-jokes.html

What's the difference between a seamstress and a violist?

MEC wrote:

theavondon wrote:This seriously infuriated my roommate, not due to him being a drummer, but due to NONE OF THESE BEING FUNNY, AT ALL.

OTOH, viola jokes http://www.mit.edu/~jcb/viola-jokes.html

What's the difference between a seamstress and a violist?

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The seamstress tucks up the frills.

Now that is a joke.

How do you know you're reading PGS comments?

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A mariner washes up on the shore of a tropical island and is taken in by some locals. In the darkness, distant drums began a relentless throbbing that continued until dawn. The mariner is delirious and afraid, but the locals reassure him: "Drums good. When drums stop, very bad."
Every night the drumming continued, and every night the locals reassure him, "Drums good. When drums stop, VERY bad."
This continues for several days until one morning the drumming suddenly stops and all the natives panic and run screaming.
The man asks his rescuer “What's the matter?”
The man looking very frightened says: "When drums stop, VERY, VERY bad," he said.
"Why is it so bad?"

devnulljp wrote:A mariner washes up on the shore of a tropical island and is taken in by some locals. In the darkness, distant drums began a relentless throbbing that continued until dawn. The mariner is delirious and afraid, but the locals reassure him: "Drums good. When drums stop, very bad."
Every night the drumming continued, and every night the locals reassure him, "Drums good. When drums stop, VERY bad."
This continues for several days until one morning the drumming suddenly stops and all the natives panic and run screaming.
The man asks his rescuer “What's the matter?”
The man looking very frightened says: "When drums stop, VERY, VERY bad," he said.
"Why is it so bad?"

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"Because when drums stop, bass solo begin!"

That was awful. Most musician jokes are. They're all corny jokes that are pretty much interchangeable with anything. I play bass and have heard most of those at least once.

Could you guys stop? I'm a drummer and I find these jokes particularly defensive.

These are some shitty jokes.