ilovefuzz.com

i change my SSID all the time, because i'm a nerd. not for security, i just like the idea of giving random people an uncomfortable feeling, a giggle, or both when they look for available networks near them.

just went from I'VE SEEN YOU NAKED to TOILET DUCK IS WATCHING YOU.

also, always been partial to PRETTY FLY FOR A WIFI, but i don't wanna steal one dood's rhyme.

anybody else?

I lived in a house off-campus in between a playground and a daycare center last year. We set our SSID to HEY KIDS WE HAVE CANDY.

now i'm sad i live in a house with nice people on both sides.

huh. sounds like the classiest gangbang ever. "Hello! Nice People On BOTH Sides!"

i like the Free Candy. very cool.

maz91379 wrote: just passive aggressively talking shit on your neighbours like "the lady in unit 3 is a giant cunt"

fuckin lol

If you don't want someone to use your internet connection, something really sketchy like the address for a pop up ad would be good

Use to have Cocklovers as our SSID in our old complex. Password was welovecock. all our neighbors were muslims, not sure what that has to do with exactly but...

dafuckinginnernet

in range of wifi means in range of fire

I CAN SMELL YOUR BOOTER FROM HERE.

hurm. i don't know if they'd ever actually go after somebody, but could the FCC fine you if you had something DEATH ASS COCKS LOVE SATAN LOVE SATAN fuck fuck fuck? you'd be technically broadcasting ne?

since i've only had wireless for a couple of months, i haven't had the time to come up with anything clever yet. given my location i should probably use "An Antenna In A Fucking Redwood Tree, Duh." or perhaps "Radio Free Banana Slug."

behndy wrote:I CAN SMELL YOUR BOOTER FROM HERE.

hurm. i don't know if they'd ever actually go after somebody, but could the FCC fine you if you had something DEATH ASS COCKS LOVE SATAN LOVE SATAN fuck fuck fuck? you'd be technically broadcasting ne?

Well, here I don't have no Fcc trying to bust my ass... SOOOO... I could call it SATAN PLEASE EAT MY COCK, I LOVE YOU SO MUCH FUCK FUCK FUCK SHIT PISS CUNT DICK FUCK! and nobody would care.

How about:

PACKET SNIFFING YOUR EMAIL

or maybe:

KIDDIE PORN HUB

i'm thinking i'd stay away from anything related to kiddie porn...cops have NO sense of humor about that shit, and waking up to a SWAT team saying "down on the ground, molester!" is not my idea of a good way to begin the day. this actually happened to a guy who failed to finish setting up his wi-fi, left it unsecured, and discovered the hard way that a neighbor had used his account to DL child pornography. the FBI guys were not friendly.

I'd just call mine "no wifi for you" and secure the shit out of it. But unsecured networks are big risks! You never know who does what with your network

dubkitty wrote:i'm thinking i'd stay away from anything related to kiddie porn...cops have NO sense of humor about that shit,

Yes. Well my intent was for *someone else* to try it out.