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One time my girlfriend/boyfriend said...
Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2011 3:09 pm
by Ghost Hip
Re: One time my girlfriend/boyfriend said...
Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2011 3:16 pm
by hbombgraphics
My wife once told me I was a slower typer than she was. She wouldn't let it go for about a week.
It was rediculous because at the time about half my day was data.
Naturally I had to smoke her on a typing test.
And then I got yelled at for rubbing things in!
Re: One time my girlfriend/boyfriend said...
Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2011 3:56 pm
by Achtane
I was in serious 5th grade love with this girl in my class and wanted to give her a bracelet so she'd be my girlfriend or something. That's how things work.
So I spent my entire $20 savings on this turquoise thing, decorated the little box, worked up my nerve and approached her on the last day of school. FUCK YEAH, LET'S DO THIS!
"I don't want it. Give it to someone else."
She crushed my soul on that day.
It's true that only jerks played woodwinds in band class. I played tuba, she played clarinet, it just wasn't meant to be.
Re: One time my girlfriend/boyfriend said...
Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2011 4:04 pm
by jfrey
My girlfriend once asked me what a "sub" was.
I asked her what she thought Subway sold.
She said "Big sandwiches?"
Re: One time my girlfriend/boyfriend said...
Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2011 4:12 pm
by Schlatte
My ex-girlfriend asked me what my oscilloscope does.... I was like "what do you think it's doing"- She: "It's a mobile television from the 80s!"
Re: One time my girlfriend/boyfriend said...
Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2011 4:23 pm
by Ghost Hip
jfrey wrote:My girlfriend once asked me what a "sub" was.
I asked her what she thought Subway sold.
She said "Big sandwiches?"
Re: One time my girlfriend/boyfriend said...
Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2011 4:33 pm
by kbit
"It's your first time; trust me, we'll have time."
WE DIDN'T HAVE TIME.
(This was my first girlfriend, not my current.)
Achtane wrote:I was in serious 5th grade love with this girl in my class and wanted to give her a bracelet so she'd be my girlfriend or something. That's how things work.
So I spent my entire $20 savings on this turquoise thing, decorated the little box, worked up my nerve and approached her on the last day of school. FUCK YEAH, LET'S DO THIS!
"I don't want it. Give it to someone else."
She crushed my soul on that day.
It's true that only jerks played woodwinds in band class. I played tuba, she played clarinet, it just wasn't meant to be.
Dude. even if that was years ago,
jfrey wrote:My girlfriend once asked me what a "sub" was.
I asked her what she thought Subway sold.
She said "Big sandwiches?"
Totally thought this was going in a "dom/sub" direction.
Re: One time my girlfriend/boyfriend said...
Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2011 4:33 pm
by SPACERITUAL
"Not tonight."
"I want you to meet my parents"
"I want you to come to my church"
"I want you to respect me"
"Do you have to look through the entire used section?"
"I'm not that kind of girl"
"I think I might be pregnant"
"I love you"
Re: One time my girlfriend/boyfriend said...
Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2011 4:40 pm
by theactionindex
SPACERITUAL wrote:"I want you to come to my church"
Re: One time my girlfriend/boyfriend said...
Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2011 4:49 pm
by hbombgraphics
Wife:
Why do you need all these records when they make CD's?
Girlfriend (13-14 years ago)
GF "What are you thinking?"
Me "This isn't going to work"
I hate being asked what I am thinking.
If my wife had ever asked that I would not be married to her.
Re: One time my girlfriend/boyfriend said...
Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2011 4:51 pm
by devnulljp
Re: One time my girlfriend/boyfriend said...
Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2011 4:53 pm
by jfrey
hbombgraphics wrote:I hate being asked what I am thinking.
I always answer "nothing" or "other women".
Re: One time my girlfriend/boyfriend said...
Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2011 5:03 pm
by hbombgraphics
jfrey wrote:hbombgraphics wrote:I hate being asked what I am thinking.
I always answer "nothing" or "other women".
generally either one of those things could be true.
I like to say "if you have to ask you won't understand"
Re: One time my girlfriend/boyfriend said...
Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2011 5:18 pm
by kbit
SPACERITUAL wrote:"Do you have to look through the entire used section?"
Was such a problem with my ex.
hbombgraphics wrote:I hate being asked what I am thinking.
Ditto. Although I'm trying to work on it.
Re: One time my girlfriend/boyfriend said...
Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2011 5:42 pm
by phantasmagorovich
I had a girl ask me what I was thinking all the time in High School. At first I tried to make up intelligent sounding stuff but I grew tired and just shared my then adolescent-depressed thoughts. She lost interest quickly.
My favourite was at a party in my flat: "Did you read all these books?"
