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Elaborate or cheap and easy? For the last one just put on a Hello my name is sticker and write God. Instant diva.

Or this:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ez5fu24JLpM[/youtube]

Go as a shower.

Just go as a bad tranny and be an asshole to everybody.

Show up as anyone from Steel Panther.

http://www.steelpantherrocks.com/

fiddelerselbow wrote:Just go as a bad tranny and be an asshole to everybody.

This or with a Nixon mask, cuz we all know that deep down Nixon was a trashy crossdresser.

fiddelerselbow wrote:Just go as a tranny.

Badass!

- "Why are you a spider with three legs?"
- "Go away."

Oh wait, you said diva

Black button up shirt, folded piece of white paper over the front of the neck, black dress pants, child-sized doll (raggedy anne works quite well for this) inside fly.

Pederast Priest in five minutes flat.

cut out an apple logo from paper
glue it on you

go!

last year i played a house party, i just got a gray t-shirt, used a black marker to write "FREE CANDY" with an arrow pointing to my crotch and went as a pedophile. kept a bag of Skittles half tucked into one pocket.

if anybody acts offended you just go blank eyed with indignation and say how it's a public service message. "they could look just like YOU AND MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeee."

*creepy, child-wantin' stare*

i want to go as finn from adventure time

Horse mask.
http://www.mcphee.com/shop/products/Hor ... -Mask.html

Horse mask + anything = instant hit.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffDPTKn7HiY[/youtube]

giant penis.