SO YOU JUST HAD SEX, NOW WHAT?
Posted: Sun Oct 09, 2011 1:18 am
after that rare occasion--- what do you find yourself doing?
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Re: SO YOU JUST HAD SEX, NOW WHAT?
Posted: Sun Oct 09, 2011 1:23 am
Paying.
Re: SO YOU JUST HAD SEX, NOW WHAT?
Posted: Sun Oct 09, 2011 1:24 am
rare.......... occasion? huh.
um. i think about you. naked. on a tiger skin mat. playing a slow steamy bass line. but on a french horn.
oh yes.
um. i think about you. naked. on a tiger skin mat. playing a slow steamy bass line. but on a french horn.
oh yes.
Re: SO YOU JUST HAD SEX, NOW WHAT?
Posted: Sun Oct 09, 2011 1:30 am
behndy wrote:rare.......... occasion? huh.
um. i think about you. naked. on a tiger skin mat. playing a slow steamy bass line. but on a french horn.
oh yes.
i've got a french horn for ya
Re: SO YOU JUST HAD SEX, NOW WHAT?
Posted: Sun Oct 09, 2011 1:32 am
In post-coital afterglow I stumble through the dark garage, feeling for the hacksaw that I know I left close to the door.
I stubbed my toe on the lawnmower. Fuck, there goes my afterglow. You're gonna get it now.
Found it.
I already know the trash bags are always in the cabinet left of the sink.
I need to make those pesky limbs a bit shorter.
They're almost touching the phone line.
I stubbed my toe on the lawnmower. Fuck, there goes my afterglow. You're gonna get it now.
Found it.
I already know the trash bags are always in the cabinet left of the sink.
I need to make those pesky limbs a bit shorter.
They're almost touching the phone line.
Re: SO YOU JUST HAD SEX, NOW WHAT?
Posted: Sun Oct 09, 2011 2:03 am
i find myself screaming, "WHERES MY FUCKING SAMMICH, BITCH?!?"
then i remember i was alone all nite.
then i remember i was alone all nite.
Re: SO YOU JUST HAD SEX, NOW WHAT?
Posted: Sun Oct 09, 2011 2:17 am
skip wrote:behndy wrote:rare.......... occasion? huh.
um. i think about you. naked. on a tiger skin mat. playing a slow steamy bass line. but on a french horn.
oh yes.
i've got a french horn for ya
RARRRRRR.
rope, lime, shovel, bat, hacksaw. more important than a condom. NEVER FORGET.
keep a souvenier.
Re: SO YOU JUST HAD SEX, NOW WHAT?
Posted: Sun Oct 09, 2011 2:20 am
Piss. Laugh. Sleep.
Re: SO YOU JUST HAD SEX, NOW WHAT?
Posted: Sun Oct 09, 2011 2:20 am
behndy wrote:skip wrote:behndy wrote:rare.......... occasion? huh.
um. i think about you. naked. on a tiger skin mat. playing a slow steamy bass line. but on a french horn.
oh yes.
i've got a french horn for ya
RARRRRRR.
rope, lime, shovel, bat, hacksaw. more important than a condom. NEVER FORGET.
keep a souvenier.
Now that is hard... what? if you keep more then one part then your just being weird... a ear... a finger... a nipple... then you having think, do you cure it or keep in a jar?
Re: SO YOU JUST HAD SEX, NOW WHAT?
Posted: Sun Oct 09, 2011 2:55 am
i think you just pick their best feature?
hermetically seal it in a small glass case like Ho Chi Minh.
hermetically seal it in a small glass case like Ho Chi Minh.
Re: SO YOU JUST HAD SEX, NOW WHAT?
Posted: Sun Oct 09, 2011 3:10 am
have more sex.
I have like no refractory period.
I have like no refractory period.
Re: SO YOU JUST HAD SEX, NOW WHAT?
Posted: Sun Oct 09, 2011 3:14 am
snipelfritz wrote:have more sex.
I have like no refractory period.
shit yes
non-refractory period bros high five!
....down low!
........
Re: SO YOU JUST HAD SEX, NOW WHAT?
Posted: Sun Oct 09, 2011 3:55 am
sleep?
spooge covered gut and all
spooge covered gut and all
Re: SO YOU JUST HAD SEX, NOW WHAT?
Posted: Sun Oct 09, 2011 4:05 am
switch off the computer
Re: SO YOU JUST HAD SEX, NOW WHAT?
Posted: Sun Oct 09, 2011 4:06 am
lizardville wrote:switch off the computer
AWWW MOM WHY DID U TURN IT OFF!! I WAS DOING MY HOMEWERK!
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