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The Beatles Never Existed

Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2011 2:51 am
by colin
http://thebeatlesneverexisted.com/

So it turns out that there were multiple clones of each member of the Beatles. Cool!
And check out his forum, http://www.thebeatlesneverexisted.com/ctrn/index.php, it looks a lot like ILF but with nearly every post made by one person! Not sure if he's a legit lunatic or a dedicated troll.

Now I need to do some more research on his forum, I curious as to whether he has theories about multiple John Lennon clones being assassinated, or if there was some conspiracy to get rid of the duplicates. :snax:

Re: The Beatles Never Existed

Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2011 2:58 am
by devnulljp
colin wrote:but with nearly every post made by one person! Not sure if he's a legit lunatic or a dedicated troll.
It's a chick named Doreen in Eugene OR (do a whois on the domain name).
She's prolific (google Dorie Celestia ... it's all shapeshifters, mutant lizards, body snatchers, cloned presidents, illuminati ....
I'd go for run of the mill lunatic.

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Re: The Beatles Never Existed

Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2011 3:51 am
by Fuzzy Picklez
wat

Re: The Beatles Never Existed

Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2011 3:57 am
by McSpunckle
They weren't "clones" really. Just lookalikes. There was a real group that recorded the albums and such, but they used doubles for a lot of the concerts and appearances.

Re: The Beatles Never Existed

Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2011 4:51 am
by tuffteef
the beatles were just a cover story
there real names were john lemon ringo stone paul mc charmly and george parasol

Re: The Beatles Never Existed

Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2011 9:56 am
by Fuzzy Fred
They were just our parents! The Beatles aren't real

Re: The Beatles Never Existed

Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2011 10:16 am
by Bassus Sanguinis
since cloning technology back then didn't do much it's apparent that the mentioned clones come from future. How else would they have been able to be in the right place in the right time - quite literally - like they did, huh? That would all make so much sense!

:lol:

Re: The Beatles Never Existed

Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2011 11:10 am
by snipelfritz
Fuzzy Fred wrote:They were just our parents! The Beatles aren't real

Vunterslaus! Vunterslaus!

You see guys, he IS real!

This makes me think of the whole theory that Shakespeare was really a number of men(and possibly women). People will be talking about this for hundreds of years to come :erm:

Also, Kennedy was a robot:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7y2xPucnAo[/youtube]

Re: The Beatles Never Existed

Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2011 2:28 pm
by DarkAxel
full laughs all around

Re: The Beatles Never Existed

Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2011 6:11 pm
by Fuzzy Fred
DarkAxel wrote:full laughs all around


this is serious shit man, you think this is a joke?

Re: The Beatles Never Existed

Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2011 7:00 pm
by dubkitty
if the Beatles had never existed it would have been necessary to invent them. oh, wait...

Re: The Beatles Never Existed

Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2011 7:04 pm
by DarkAxel
Fuzzy Fred wrote:
DarkAxel wrote:full laughs all around


this is serious shit man, you think this is a joke?


yeah i can see how it's more serious and real then your anal virginity


:picard:


:poke:


:hug: :lol:

Re: The Beatles Never Existed

Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2011 7:56 pm
by dubkitty
BURN

Re: The Beatles Never Existed

Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2011 9:41 pm
by D.o.S.
Scorsese's Harrison documentary is pretty excellent.

Re: The Beatles Never Existed

Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2011 9:43 pm
by dubkitty
what really cracked me up was the whole "look at the differences in Paul's face now that he's older"...and had facelifts, duur. i wonder if this dude has any association with the nutbag who's been going around San Francisco for ages insisting that Stephen King shot John Lennon because of a superficial similarity between photos of King and Mark David Chapman.