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When I lived in Minneapolis, somehow I stumbled upon this website. I don't know why, but I thought it was hilarious. I just thought I'd share.

http://www.ci.minneapolis.mn.us/animal-control/DangerousDogs_List.asp

Meet Coki:


Coki has quite the rap sheet with two counts of biting humans, various leash/muzzle violations, and has been declared "potentially dangerous."

You just made me quite happy.

Single best piece of literature ever:

this probably makes me a horrible person, but for some reason, i wanna be the web guy, and for the reasons put stuff like "got sent to jail, but still proceeded to pass go and collect 200 dollars"

or "potential werewolf"