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How to rock out with your bass
Posted: Mon Sep 05, 2011 10:28 pm
by Fuzzy Fred
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=140QmUnAGeI[/youtube]
"Put your cucumbers in the 18 year old girls' faces. Thats what they came here for!"
This is why I play guitar isntead of bass I guess...
Re: How to rock out with your bass
Posted: Mon Sep 05, 2011 10:35 pm
by Achtane
This man knows what's up.
Re: How to rock out with your bass
Posted: Mon Sep 05, 2011 11:28 pm
by kaboom
i am now enlightened.
Re: How to rock out with your bass
Posted: Mon Sep 05, 2011 11:29 pm
by The4455
That was hillarious, but he did make two good points that you should be out in front and atleast somewhat animated, it is kind boring to see someone just stand there for the entire concert. The cucumber bratwurst thing I dunno, I like my jeans kinda baggy.
Re: How to rock out with your bass
Posted: Mon Sep 05, 2011 11:50 pm
by snipelfritz
PBR = yes
Hurley Shirt and annoying voice = no
I'm totally going to start using the euphemism "deliver the cucumber."
What's wrong with standing there like The Ox and bass face? It's better than headbanging like some annoying 14 year old. Although sometimes you do gotta "stir it up" a little, lol.
Re: How to rock out with your bass
Posted: Mon Sep 05, 2011 11:57 pm
by Joe Gress
"Gotta deliver the cucumber; gotta deliver the bratwurst!"
ROFL!
Re: How to rock out with your bass
Posted: Tue Sep 06, 2011 4:03 pm
by Quiet Things
I have also been enlightened. I will deliver the bratwurst from now on.
Re: How to rock out with your bass
Posted: Tue Sep 06, 2011 7:54 pm
by fuzzybassist
*sets down beer* ya need to be like Gene Simmons. Yes. Girls love getting cucumbered by Gene:P
Re: How to rock out with your bass
Posted: Tue Sep 06, 2011 8:08 pm
by devnulljp
Re: How to rock out with your bass
Posted: Tue Sep 06, 2011 8:19 pm
by Ghost Hip
I like this guy, he's goofy.
Re: How to rock out with your bass
Posted: Tue Sep 06, 2011 8:34 pm
by Gearmond
pfft, fuck that noise. I play like the goddamn Ox. let muh fangaz do the talkin.
and we all know the Ox got around
Re: How to rock out with your bass
Posted: Tue Sep 06, 2011 9:12 pm
by charles
I agree for the most part. I stood stock still my first show, and it was pretty rough. I've gotten better, but this certainly inspired me to tear it up at the next one.
Re: How to rock out with your bass
Posted: Wed Sep 07, 2011 1:49 am
by metalmariachi
It worked for Bill Wyman.
MM
Re: How to rock out with your bass
Posted: Wed Sep 07, 2011 2:31 am
by Christopher
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ro7weKi019Y[/youtube]
#swag
Re: How to rock out with your bass
Posted: Wed Sep 07, 2011 3:48 am
by Derelict78
^ you can see his cucumber flopping around under there.
