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I want this.
Posted: Sun Aug 28, 2011 6:35 pm
by metalmariachi
I want a mermaid couch.
MM
Re: I want this.
Posted: Sun Aug 28, 2011 6:56 pm
by Derelict78
Im glad you specified I figured you wanted the AK and the trashed nursery.
Everything about that picture is creepy.
Re: I want this.
Posted: Sun Aug 28, 2011 6:57 pm
by Gearmond
i want a mermaid
Re: I want this.
Posted: Sun Aug 28, 2011 7:05 pm
by eatyourguitar
looks like someone broke into a bathist mansion after the USA killed all the guards. there is probably another photo on the internet of american troops sitting on that same couch posing. also, it very well may be solid gold. all that stuff got looted by us or them. opportunistic pilfering.
Re: I want this.
Posted: Sun Aug 28, 2011 7:33 pm
by snipelfritz
Gearmond wrote:i want a mermaid
Here's a quandry. If you're dating a mermaid, how do you have sex? Would you rather she be reverse, lady bottom and fish top? But then you'd be making out with a giant fish head.
Re: I want this.
Posted: Sun Aug 28, 2011 7:40 pm
by Mudfuzz
snipelfritz wrote:Gearmond wrote:i want a mermaid
Here's a quandry. If you're dating a mermaid, how do you have sex? Would you rather she be reverse, lady bottom and fish top? But then you'd be making out with a giant fish head.
fish top = no boobz = the whole mermaid attraction thing... think about it...
Re: I want this.
Posted: Sun Aug 28, 2011 7:41 pm
by Gearmond
snipelfritz wrote:Gearmond wrote:i want a mermaid
Here's a quandry. If you're dating a mermaid, how do you have sex? Would you rather she be reverse, lady bottom and fish top? But then you'd be making out with a giant fish head.
bukakke and oral yo.
Re: I want this.
Posted: Sun Aug 28, 2011 7:48 pm
by MaxMaps
Gearmond wrote:i want a mermaid
Re: I want this.
Posted: Sun Aug 28, 2011 7:49 pm
by Achtane
Well her fish head would have to be underwater the entire time anyway so it's not like you'd be seeing it.
Just saying

But regular mermaid is still far superior to anti-mermaid.
Re: I want this.
Posted: Sun Aug 28, 2011 7:51 pm
by Gearmond
hydrodynamic breasteses.
or not. i dunno. i just wanted to say hydrodynamic breasteses.
Re: I want this.
Posted: Sun Aug 28, 2011 7:52 pm
by Achtane
That fish thing in Blue Submarine No. 6 was kinda hot though.
Re: I want this.
Posted: Sun Aug 28, 2011 8:24 pm
by Caesar
I'd prefer:

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Re: I want this.
Posted: Sun Aug 28, 2011 8:40 pm
by Gearmond
now thats just misogynist right there.
i mean, unless they wanted to do it of course.
Re: I want this.
Posted: Sun Aug 28, 2011 8:50 pm
by Blackened Soul
metalmariachi wrote:I want a mermaid couch.
mermaid couch.jpg
MM
Pirates these days... I just don't know... he could have least got a parrot

The whole I'm badass with my AK.. no style

If you are going to have a gold mermaid couch at least get a ruffled shirt or nice smoking jacket or something

AND A PARROT!

Re: I want this.
Posted: Sun Aug 28, 2011 9:24 pm
by magiclawnchair
Blackened Soul wrote:metalmariachi wrote:I want a mermaid couch.
mermaid couch.jpg
MM
Pirates these days... I just don't know... he could have least got a parrot

The whole I'm badass with my AK.. no style

If you are going to have a gold mermaid couch at least get a ruffled shirt or nice smoking jacket or something

AND A PARROT!

i was driving home from work on friday and i was in a left turn lane at a red light. the old man in the lane to my right had a white cockatoo ON HIS SHOULDER AND IT WAS EATING HIS SANDWICH!?!?!?!?!?!
