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Should I?(Facebook fun content)
Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2011 9:39 am
by Big Mon
Recently,my weird father revealed that he created a phoney Facebook account. He said he did it to spy on me and my kids. As some of you might know,I have 2 accounts: One for family(the clean version),and one for talkin' mad shit,swearing,and discussing weird,random shit that might not set well with my mom and kids.So,to the best of my knowledge,the one he reads is my naughty one. Should I:
Claim to be a theistic Satanist?
Have a FB "coming out"party,stating that I'm very gay?(keep in mind I'm in da dirty Souff and that doesn't set well with older folk)
Do a total 180 and pretend to be a super devout Christian(I'm actually an Anglican,which already bugs him,but I'm not all Gung ho about it)
Claim to want to go to Law School?(Pops hates lawyers)
Into animal porn?
Stick lightbulbs up my butt?
Any other ideas that some of YOU may have are welcome. I really wanna fuck with him in a serious way. Don't get me wrong,I don't hate my dad,I just don't like being spied on. And I will definitely tell him so. I just wanna have a little fun first.
Re: Should I?(Facebook fun content)
Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2011 9:44 am
by SPACERITUAL
Please have a coming out party. I will help since i am relatively near and have no qualms about appearing to be a homosexual it could be convincing.
Re: Should I?(Facebook fun content)
Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2011 9:57 am
by Mudfuzz
create another fake FB page, for a sheep [hey people have them for their cats...] then use it to post all types of sheepish thoughts and desires on the other account
Re: Should I?(Facebook fun content)
Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2011 10:16 am
by snipelfritz
Add me on FB and we can be in a relationship since everyone seems to think I'm gay anyway.
Also, stick a lightbulbs up your butt.
Re: Should I?(Facebook fun content)
Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2011 10:34 am
by snipelfritz
wait, what is his fake FB identity I want to addz him.
Re: Should I?(Facebook fun content)
Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2011 4:15 pm
by tuffteef
can i be your international lover?
Re: Should I?(Facebook fun content)
Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2011 4:23 pm
by Christopher
coming out party.
with hot dogs.
Re: Should I?(Facebook fun content)
Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2011 4:48 pm
by adrianlee
Energy efficient light bulbs or the round oval light bulbs?
Re: Should I?(Facebook fun content)
Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2011 4:51 pm
by leastwise
Coming out party AND total 180 devout christian.
Re: Should I?(Facebook fun content)
Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2011 5:07 pm
by Big Mon
Color me gay with a glass General Electric Dildo in my butt...
Re: Should I?(Facebook fun content)
Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2011 5:55 pm
by Fuzzy Fred
Dude, coming out party with pictures of lightbulbs up your ass
Oh and add everyone on ILF and put in a relationship with 30 guys
Re: Should I?(Facebook fun content)
Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2011 5:57 pm
by culturejam
leastwise wrote:Coming out party AND total 180 devout christian.
Winner!!!!
Status Update: I fuck dudes for Jesus!
Re: Should I?(Facebook fun content)
Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2011 5:58 pm
by MEC
I think your Dad may be the only Dad in the world who'd look at
"I've decided to go to Law School" and "I'm into Animal Porn" with equal disdain.
Re: Should I?(Facebook fun content)
Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2011 5:12 am
by theavondon
Just constantly change your relationship status. From different relationships with various ILF'rs, all of which being "It's Complicated With".
Re: Should I?(Facebook fun content)
Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2011 8:35 am
by snipelfritz
MiddleEarthCrisis wrote:I think your Dad may be the only Dad in the world who'd look at
"I've decided to go to Law School" and "I'm into Animal Porn" with equal disdain.
Best post so far.
but continue...
