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Weird things purchased together
Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2011 8:55 pm
by Fuzzy Fred
I just saw a guy buy hot dogs buns and a pack of condoms. That's it.
I've also seen someone buy bicycle lube, ritz crackers and a pack of condoms.
What's the weirdest thing you have seen purchased or purchased yourself?
Re: Weird things purchased together
Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2011 10:27 pm
by smile_man
i used to buy a birthday card with every pack of condoms i bought to make it less embarrassing.
Re: Weird things purchased together
Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2011 10:38 pm
by Achtane
smile_man wrote:i used to buy a birthday card with every pack of condoms i bought to make it less embarrassing.
You can take a spin on that idea and buy only birthday cards for children 7 and under.
Re: Weird things purchased together
Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2011 10:45 pm
by Heatmonger
Achtane wrote:smile_man wrote:i used to buy a birthday card with every pack of condoms i bought to make it less embarrassing.
You can take a spin on that idea and buy only birthday cards for children 7 and under.
Why would anyone use a condom on a child seven or under? Virtually no risk of STDs or pregnancy....
Think MAN think!!!
Re: Weird things purchased together
Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2011 11:03 pm
by theavondon
Dry ice, a 24 pack of water bottles, and a 2 liter of soda at 10PM was the most incriminating I ever got. And yeah, it's obvious what followed.
Isn't there that Aziz Ansari bit about a guy buying a 12pk of condoms, 10 blank CDs, a fifth of Jack and a liter of Coke every day for a month?
Re: Weird things purchased together
Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2011 11:49 pm
by bob the r0bot
People will buy just wine, bear, and anit-freeze. I DUN SEEN IT!
Re: Weird things purchased together
Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2011 11:50 pm
by theavondon
bob the r0bot wrote:People will buy just wine, bear, and anit-freeze. I DUN SEEN IT!
BEAR?
Re: Weird things purchased together
Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2011 11:54 pm
by bob the r0bot
theavondon wrote:bob the r0bot wrote:People will buy just wine, bear, and anit-freeze. I DUN SEEN IT!
BEAR?
Yeah bro, a fuckin' BEAR!
(Why wouldn't you? They're adorable.)
Re: Weird things purchased together
Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2011 12:03 am
by theavondon
bob the r0bot wrote:theavondon wrote:bob the r0bot wrote:People will buy just wine, bear, and anit-freeze. I DUN SEEN IT!
BEAR?
Yeah bro, a fuckin' BEAR!
(Why wouldn't you? They're adorable.)
Totally!
Re: Weird things purchased together
Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2011 12:04 am
by bob the r0bot
theavondon wrote:Totally!
Hello~ metal album cover.
Re: Weird things purchased together
Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2011 12:20 am
by SPACERITUAL
Heatmonger wrote:Achtane wrote:smile_man wrote:i used to buy a birthday card with every pack of condoms i bought to make it less embarrassing.
You can take a spin on that idea and buy only birthday cards for children 7 and under.
Why would anyone use a condom on a child seven or under? Virtually no risk of STDs or pregnancy....
Think MAN think!!!
THIS IS WHY ILL NEVER LEAVE.
Re: Weird things purchased together
Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2011 12:32 am
by smile_man
SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRITUAAAAAAAAAAAAAL
Re: Weird things purchased together
Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2011 1:34 am
by CBA
A jar of mayonnaise, a stopwatch, and a Bible.
C
Re: Weird things purchased together
Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2011 5:09 am
by DarkAxel
Re: Weird things purchased together
Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2011 7:26 am
by snipelfritz
Dudes, I can't even remember any particularly strange things I've had people buy working nights at the gas station, but one time i was behind a group of women who were buying a case of Miller lite, two different packs of condoms, and a stick of butter.
It's always really obvious when someone is getting something just so condoms aren't the only thing they're buying.
Once this really goofy looking guy came in and I was totally thinking "wait, is HE buying condoms, lol." Then, BAM, slaps a pack of magnums on the counter. I was all
then had to try
really hard to keep a straight face(I might have been high at the time).
