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Shitty jokes!
Posted: Wed May 14, 2008 1:51 am
by aen
1st one is vaguley related to fuzz.
What do you call a nun with a sex change?
A TRANS-SISTER!
What do you calla guy with no arms and no legs in a hole?
PHIL.
My son came up with a great one the other day:
"Want to hear a dirty joke?"
"of course"
"A bear fell in poop!"
Anyone have some shitty jokes?
Re: Shitty jokes!
Posted: Wed May 14, 2008 2:09 am
by aen
Hey, devi, are you a tree?
Re: Shitty jokes!
Posted: Wed May 14, 2008 2:16 am
by aen
Waaagh! I KNEW IT!
Re: Shitty jokes!
Posted: Wed May 14, 2008 11:00 am
by pablo9000
aen wrote:What do you calla guy with no arms and no legs in a hole?
PHIL.
...on the doorstep? MATT.
...in the pool? BOB.
What can you do for a dog with no legs? Take him out for a drag.
What's red and white and stringy and hangs from the telephone wires? (Ummm...I haven't told this one since b4 I had kids of my own, and now it seems...not...quite...right.) Baby shot through a snowblower.
That last one used to bring down the house. What kind of monsters were we? Now, I'm bummed. 
Shitty, indeed.
Re: Shitty jokes!
Posted: Wed May 14, 2008 2:28 pm
by hasblueshoes
pablo9000 wrote:aen wrote:What do you calla guy with no arms and no legs in a hole?
PHIL.
...on the doorstep? MATT.
...in the pool? BOB.
...in a museum? ART.
Re: Shitty jokes!
Posted: Wed May 14, 2008 3:08 pm
by basti moon
I found this page while searching for the extremely horrible baby jokes:
http://jokehell.com/This is one of the least harmless I found:
Q: What is black, white, and red all over?
A: A zombie baby eating a nun.
Re: Shitty jokes!
Posted: Wed May 14, 2008 5:34 pm
by pablo9000
basti moon wrote:I found this page while searching for the extremely horrible baby jokes:
http://jokehell.com/This is one of the least harmless I found:
Q: What is black, white, and red all over?
A: A zombie baby eating a nun.
Oh god... reminds me...it's all coming back now....aieeee!!
What's black and white and red and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear through her head. 
Re: Shitty jokes!
Posted: Wed May 14, 2008 7:23 pm
by htsamurai
baby sea otter walks into a club
Re: Shitty jokes!
Posted: Wed May 14, 2008 11:26 pm
by the raytownian
^^^ ohhhhhhhhh... haha...
I honestly can't remember any... something about helen keller.... there were a few, but I don't remember any punchlines... I'm no help!
Re: Shitty jokes!
Posted: Thu May 15, 2008 12:39 pm
by k o y l
(I'll probably translate those quite bad but I'll try... I hope it'll still be funny after my translation)
What does it take to have the Beatles re-united ??
... 3 bullets...
Do you know the story of Bam the dog ??
It's a dog, he crosses the street, a truck comes and BAM the dog....
Re: Shitty jokes!
Posted: Thu May 15, 2008 3:22 pm
by aen
It's only 2 bullets now....
Re: Shitty jokes!
Posted: Mon May 19, 2008 9:20 pm
by meatlog
aen wrote:
What do you calla guy with no arms and no legs in a hole?
PHIL.
what do you call a quad amputee with 40 rabbits up his ass?
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warren!
Re: Shitty jokes!
Posted: Fri Dec 03, 2010 6:07 am
by whalesong
Re: Shitty jokes!
Posted: Fri Dec 03, 2010 6:09 am
by Jenesis
What's red and invisible?
No tomatoes.
Re: Shitty jokes!
Posted: Fri Dec 03, 2010 9:02 am
by smile_man
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_SAL0vEvTI[/youtube]
