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So my friend wants to go to a strip club because I said I had never been. Weird thing is, she's a girl. Just wants to go with me. I like her, and I would feel uncomfortable the whole time if I went with her

What do I do?

rape her

Strippers bum me out, man.

But if it's for love... I dunno.

Dude,the strip club is fucking great! And not so much because there're naked women all around. It's actually fucking FUNNY! Perhaps if I relate one of my strip club experiences,it'll ease yr mind:
I noticed that before a girl started doing the pole bit,she first wiped it with what I came to refer to as a chlamydia towel,probably dampened with an insufficient amount of disinfectant. And about a minute into her routine,this girl was bent over,shaking her ass,which was juxtaposed to a small fog machine which released a small puff of smoke. It sort of gave me the notion that she had just farted,at which,I LOL'd

Quick question: is the girl bi?

go with her and use alcohol to quiet your discomfort. it'll be fun!

Stuff some dollar bills into her jeans while you're there. Then she'll feel uncomfortable too!

this will probably lead to disastrous results

TroySanders wrote:rape her

hard

Be honest.
Tell her how you feel about her and that it would make you uncomfortable.

If that fails:

TroySanders wrote:rape her

just go and have fun with her

I'm a moderate. I say go with her, and if it makes you feel uncomfortable, forever remark on how your friend comes up short to any-all strippers in even completely imagined ways.

You could always take here to a male strip club if you'd feel more comfortable

devnulljp wrote:You could always take here to a male strip club if you'd feel more comfortable

this could be true

have you considered you possibly may be a homosexual?

Achtane wrote:Stuff some dollar bills into her jeans while you're there. Then she'll feel uncomfortable too!

This will probably lead to disastrous results.

But it could lead to great results. I think the chance is worth it.

The first response was disturbing yet hilarious. I say strip clubs are quite overrated. Works if you got a voyeuristic streak I suppose...

Make sure you wear a pair of pants that are good at hiding a boner.