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If you are a DUDE and another DUDE sucks your dick, you are also gay. No, no seriously you are now a gayboi. This fence sitting bullshit stops now. If a dude sucks your dick you are gay. You put your dick inside of another dude. Honestly I dont know who made up this garbage about only the dude sucking is gay but they were WRONGO. I mean really, who watches two dudes fucking and says "yeah but the dude putting his dick inside the other dudes ass isnt gay because blah blah" Fuck you. Also if you cum youre not even bi you are DOUBLE SUPER GAY. Eventually youre going to look down and see a dudes head sucking your dick and if you cum after that you are gay. Of course the marilyn manson rules vis a vis morissey and the smiths are also in effect and may infact throw you into DOUBLE SUPER GAY OVERTIME. So know the rules and WATCH OUT.

what if you dont know its a man

Gay. Both gay.

Thanks for taking the time to help clear up this pressing issue.

But one question: What if it's a really convincing she-male? Would that make you double super secret gay or something?

She-male? Gay.

Even if she's Your best friend and she's blowing You while You're passed out? Gay.

Gaahl? Gay, and the devil may care.

I'm so glad you finally came out with this and have excepted yourself. Admitting to this type of this takes courage SPACERITUAL

maz91379 wrote:I'm getting alarmed at the prevalence of these new age abrahamic concepts on sexual orientation. Can't we all just blow/get blown by who we want to blow/ get blown by and not put a label on it?

No, we are in a post-non-labeling era... so your post would be now seen as post-metrosexual

My own personal definitive dividing line between gay/not gay is this:

If you're a dude, either you take cock (hand, mouth, ass, whatever), or you don't. If you do, you're gay. Everything else is up for creative interpretation.

I'm of the opinion that ...

oh wait, I don't give fuck.

Fuck who you want. Blow who you want. Get blown by whoever you want.

Anyone who cares, is a self-hating closeted homosexual.

maz91379 wrote:I'm getting alarmed at the prevalence of these new age abrahamic concepts on sexual orientation. Can't we all just blow/get blown by who we want to blow/ get blown by and not put a label on it?

I have no problem with gay, nor with bi-sexuality, nor about being one myself. And in my opinion, the term gay should be reserved for light hearted and playful use it's ment for. And for Friedrich Nietzsches gay Science.

People should not use the term gay at all, if they use it in pejorative sense. That reminds me of the saying about calling names and being it oneself.

I thought it wasn't gay if you shut your eyes.

bigchiefbc wrote:I'm of the opinion that ...

oh wait, I don't give fuck.

Fuck who you want. Blow who you want. Get blown by whoever you want.

Anyone who cares, is a self-hating closeted homosexual.

this, basically, and using BOTH reverb AND delay, even at the same time.

This belongs in the DR. SPACERITUAL advice column doesn't it? Other than that I agree with all of you.

I can only give one advice: try it. It's fun, liberating and you can boast about it.

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