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I <3 booze and drugs
Posted: Wed May 25, 2011 3:09 am
by colin
if any has seen it, please let me know. Much appreciated.
Edited to hopefully become a newfangled version of the drunk/high thread. I miss that thread.
Re: I've lost my beer
Posted: Wed May 25, 2011 3:39 am
by SPACERITUAL
FUCK DUDE NO GOOD
Re: I've lost my beer
Posted: Wed May 25, 2011 4:23 am
by devnulljp
Re: I've lost my beer
Posted: Wed May 25, 2011 6:59 am
by colin
False alarm. After an exhaustive search, I've concluded that I had not in fact opened a beer since getting home from the bar at that point. I was searching for an open beer that did not in fact exist. I know I know, sounds like the premise of some awesomely alcoholic existential novel. Thanks to all for your services rendered in the hunt, please rest assured that several non-imaginary beers have been opened and consumed in the time between this and my original post.
Re: I <3 booze and drugs
Posted: Wed May 25, 2011 9:56 am
by Seedy
Oh thank God. I'll call off the Amber alert.
Re: I <3 booze and drugs
Posted: Wed May 25, 2011 5:20 pm
by phantasmagorovich
I am supposed to think. I don't want to. I <ยง booze and drugs. Hooray Hoooray Hooray.
Vodka, Blood Orange Juice, Afri Cola. All mixed up, big glass of it. good times! And I won't have to get up early tomorrow. HAAHAA!
If it weren't for my bad conscience... I wanted to ponder and think about my failed life today. INstead I try to arrange deals for Fuzz pedals on ILF and spend the whole night without one productive (or destructive thought). Nothing like ILF.
Re: I <3 booze and drugs
Posted: Wed May 25, 2011 6:02 pm
by univalve
Re: I <3 booze and drugs
Posted: Wed May 25, 2011 6:03 pm
by univalve

Beer empty... Have to go to bed.
Re: I <3 booze and drugs
Posted: Wed May 25, 2011 8:36 pm
by EVIL
chivas regal! i think i like scotch too much...
Re: I <3 booze and drugs
Posted: Wed May 25, 2011 8:43 pm
by grindonomicon
phantasmagorovich wrote:I wanted to ponder and think about my failed life today. INstead I try to arrange deals for Fuzz pedals on ILF and spend the whole night without one productive (or destructive thought). Nothing like ILF.
Tru dat.

Re: I <3 booze and drugs
Posted: Wed May 25, 2011 10:25 pm
by TroySanders
EVIL wrote:chivas regal! i think i like scotch too much...
red pants and the sugarman in, the temple street gloom, drinkin' chivas regal in a four dollar room, just another dead soldier in a powder blue night, sugarman says baby everything's alriiiiiiiight
Re: I <3 booze and drugs
Posted: Wed May 25, 2011 11:23 pm
by rbtr
KC tea y'all.
Shot of Hennessy, fill the cup with sprite, splash of lime juice. If your cup is bigger add more Hennessy.
GOOD FUCKING SHIT.
Nice buzz, wish I had beer though...

Re: I <3 booze and drugs
Posted: Thu May 26, 2011 6:40 am
by Hacken
i love shrooms.
Re: I <3 booze and drugs
Posted: Thu May 26, 2011 1:26 pm
by Officer Bukowski
I'm not gonna lie. I <3 booze and drugs too.
I'm 18 but I look 16 and I recently found my brothers old drivers lisence so I've been buying booze all the time with it. At first I was all nervous about it and my hand would be shaking when I handed over the ID, but now I'm all nonchalant about it.
I drink four lokos all the time and I wouldn't be too surprised if I die from them. I'm like 120 pounds of fucked up, food coloring-stained guts.
Re: I <3 booze and drugs
Posted: Thu May 26, 2011 3:09 pm
by phantasmagorovich
Tonight. One beer. Only one. Promise.