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So...Why Didn't The Rapture Happen?

Posted: Sun May 22, 2011 3:05 am
by Eric!
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...for those that haven't heard, Randy Savage died.

Re: So...Why Didn't The Rapture Happen?

Posted: Sun May 22, 2011 3:33 am
by devnulljp
So, not because Harold Camping is yet another liar for jeebus conman in a cheap suit bilking the already-proven gullible?
I'm shocked. Shocked I say.

Re: So...Why Didn't The Rapture Happen?

Posted: Sun May 22, 2011 3:35 am
by Blackened Soul
Eric! wrote:Image



...for those that haven't heard, Randy Savage died.

:cry:
I would rather have a second coming of Randy Savage, OH YEAH!

Re: So...Why Didn't The Rapture Happen?

Posted: Sun May 22, 2011 5:26 am
by morange
Just look at those boots. Now I want to eat a banana.

Re: So...Why Didn't The Rapture Happen?

Posted: Sun May 22, 2011 5:36 am
by warwick.hoy
I heard there was only room for 250,000 souls and that the already deceased got dibs. I'm guessing if you're still alive you're fucked and going to hell. (haha,...that's what you get for believing in a Patriarchal Monotheistic Death Cult).

I want to know what happened with that mass looting that was planned. Dudes,...I'm so ready for a new 72" 1080p HDTV. Jesus would have wanted me to have it.

Re: So...Why Didn't The Rapture Happen?

Posted: Sun May 22, 2011 7:33 am
by EVIL
favorite macho man moment...

"ELIZABETH... WILL YOU MARRY MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE???"

Re: So...Why Didn't The Rapture Happen?

Posted: Sun May 22, 2011 8:45 am
by skip
what a load of crap, i can't wait to hear how they explain this away-- religion is physical and mental slavery
bummer about the macho man--- elizabeth is dead too-- she died a few years ago

Re: So...Why Didn't The Rapture Happen?

Posted: Sun May 22, 2011 10:24 am
by Scruffie
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Re: So...Why Didn't The Rapture Happen?

Posted: Sun May 22, 2011 11:06 am
by skip

Re: So...Why Didn't The Rapture Happen?

Posted: Sun May 22, 2011 12:47 pm
by Jero
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Re: So...Why Didn't The Rapture Happen?

Posted: Mon May 23, 2011 2:32 pm
by Bassus Sanguinis
that was FUCKING PRICELESS!
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3LhnQ_Nfqbw[/youtube]

Re: So...Why Didn't The Rapture Happen?

Posted: Mon May 23, 2011 2:38 pm
by devnulljp
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Re: So...Why Didn't The Rapture Happen?

Posted: Mon May 23, 2011 2:56 pm
by Bassus Sanguinis
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Re: So...Why Didn't The Rapture Happen?

Posted: Mon May 23, 2011 4:21 pm
by foomanfat
Scruffie wrote:http://s3.amazonaws.com/theoatmeal-img/comics/rapture/1.jpg
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:lol:

SPOILER : show
Matthew 24:36 NIV
"But about that day or hour no one knows, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father.

Re: So...Why Didn't The Rapture Happen?

Posted: Mon May 23, 2011 4:32 pm
by devnulljp
foomanfat wrote::lol:
SPOILER : show
Matthew 24:36 NIV
"But about that day or hour no one knows, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father.
:p
SPOILER : show
It's all just made up bronze-age bullshit
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8RV46fsmx6E[/youtube]