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what is planking, might you ask? performance art/sport/weird thing people do that involves laying prone in strange places. seriously. so uh, apparently it's all the rage in australia. some idiot died from trying to plank his balcony and... wait for it... falling off of it.

so are they bored in australia or what?

I thought this was gonna be similar to pegging.

I'm kinda disappointed, but kinda not... That dude does NOT look comfortable.

I'm gonna go plank it up right now

1. Laying down in public? Homeless people and drunks do that all the time.

2. Planking sounds incredibly dirty.

3. Reminds me of pole-sitting which was popular in the 20's, and if it was popular then, it must be incredibly boring by modern standards(with the exception of pulp fiction and opium).

4. Pole-sitting sounds even dirtier than planking.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWnbUpkOiB0[/youtube]

it must be great practice for playing dead when the herd of poisonous spider-bat-snake monsters rolls into town

unownunown wrote:so are they bored in australia or what?

What a terrible place is a pub with no beer...
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ur12PuDoNnA[/youtube]

pubs close at like 11:00 now thanks to lockout FUH

so we get bored ya know

tuffteef wrote:pubs close at like 11:00 now thanks to lockout FUH

so we get bored ya know

at 11 that sucks.

Just do normal stuff to pass the time like Americans do. Like auto erotic asphyxiation. Xenophobia is a fun one too. Also, knitting.

if you're up too high when you're planking, it could lead to a fatal case of plonking.

and here i was all day, thinking this thread was about cooking fish on a barbeque between pieces of wood

Yeah you may want to join some kind of apocalyptic social group to practice communal racism and train for the coming race war. Thats popular in my neck of the woods....

SPACERITUAL wrote:Yeah you may want to join some kind of apocalyptic social group to practice communal racism and train for the coming race war. Thats popular in my neck of the woods....

LOL



that guy died planking, why? cause hes a fucking noob

Best sport after Extreme Ironing.

CaptainWampum wrote:Best sport after Extreme Ironing.

Ha, that's great!

Really though, what the fuck is wrong with people? Death by "planking" has got to be one of the more idiotic forms of demise.

Planking the monkey