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DEAR UNIVERSE,
Posted: Mon May 09, 2011 1:01 pm
by SPACERITUAL
What time should i make the reservations for tonight? Usually i like to have a nice meal and a bottle of wine or two BEFORE I GET FUCKED
Re: DEAR UNIVERSE,
Posted: Mon May 09, 2011 1:13 pm
by jfrey
Re: DEAR UNIVERSE,
Posted: Tue May 10, 2011 7:28 am
by snipelfritz
At least you're getting some...

Re: DEAR UNIVERSE,
Posted: Tue May 10, 2011 8:56 am
by Ironbird13
Re: DEAR UNIVERSE,
Posted: Tue May 10, 2011 10:25 am
by snipelfritz
I'm pretty sure this is what I was mentioning in another thread the other day, only taken to a crazy and ultra-trippy excess.
Either way,

Re: DEAR UNIVERSE,
Posted: Tue May 10, 2011 1:17 pm
by ashdown
i feel high after reading this
awesome!
Re: DEAR UNIVERSE,
Posted: Tue May 10, 2011 3:02 pm
by waffles
I feel high after smoking a huge bowl
Awesome!
Re: DEAR UNIVERSE,
Posted: Wed May 11, 2011 4:33 pm
by dubkitty
the universe may just be a hologram, but that don't mean that if part of the hologram over THERE hits my holographic head over HERE it ain't gonna holographically hurt like a motherfucker.
Re: DEAR UNIVERSE,
Posted: Wed May 11, 2011 6:22 pm
by tuffteef
jfrey wrote:
i like to be lubed up before im fucked
Re: DEAR UNIVERSE,
Posted: Wed May 11, 2011 6:55 pm
by TroySanders
tuffteef wrote:
i like to be lubed up before im fucked
Re: DEAR UNIVERSE,
Posted: Wed May 11, 2011 7:32 pm
by Doodahman1969
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJ94ie48fwQ[/youtube]
Re: DEAR UNIVERSE,
Posted: Thu May 12, 2011 9:30 pm
by dubkitty
dear universe,
could you please just get to the massive implosion already? let's just go for the Mother of All Sucky Days and be done with it.
Re: DEAR UNIVERSE,
Posted: Thu May 12, 2011 9:39 pm
by snipelfritz
Doodahman1969 wrote:[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJ94ie48fwQ[/youtube]

Typically I hate it when you can't mention someone without someone bringing up one thing about them every time, but Ice Cube deserves to have people be constantly reminded of what a piece of shit he really is.
Re: DEAR UNIVERSE,
Posted: Fri May 13, 2011 12:50 am
by dubkitty
have you yet seen the Ice Cube Coors commercial where he's confronting the Coors can as to which is colder? quote: "DID YOU JUST SNOW ON ME?"
Re: DEAR UNIVERSE,
Posted: Fri May 13, 2011 2:31 pm
by waffles
NWA was one of the original boy bands.