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Text Impressions!

Posted: Sat Apr 16, 2011 8:55 pm
by McSpunckle
Do impressions using only words!

The assexual manwhore:

"Hey, baby. Wanna come back to my place and make babies through artificial insemination?"

You right now:

"This is an awesome idea for a thread and I will participate. Also, I would like to have sexual relations with McSpunckle, who is awesome."

Re: Text Impressions!

Posted: Sat Apr 16, 2011 9:33 pm
by tuffteef
i only fuck the famous..

Re: Text Impressions!

Posted: Sat Apr 16, 2011 9:38 pm
by Mudfuzz
tuffteef wrote:i only fuck the famous..


"Get lost star fucker!" [Al Pillay]

Re: Text Impressions!

Posted: Sat Apr 16, 2011 10:53 pm
by Gearmond
NGAUUWUAHOAH UWAHAAAAAAAAAAA


-Bobcat Goldthwait

Re: Text Impressions!

Posted: Sun Apr 17, 2011 12:41 am
by tuffteef
A PEAKIN A DIRINGPIN A GAH GAH GAH GAH GAH

- bill cosby

Re: Text Impressions!

Posted: Sun Apr 17, 2011 1:14 am
by Gearmond
David Longstreth of The Dirty Projectors ordering at Wendy's:

"IIIiiiiiii wiiiiill have. the. CHIILLIIIiiiiii~ with a. baaaaked pooooooo taaaaAAAAaaa tooooo"

Re: Text Impressions!

Posted: Sun Apr 17, 2011 1:34 am
by Achtane
HOLLLLLLLLL MAH BRETH INSAHHHH
WISH FUH DEH-EHHHHHH
OH PLEASE GAWD HELP MAYYY

Re: Text Impressions!

Posted: Sun Apr 17, 2011 2:00 am
by theactionindex
Herro prease. I rearry rove rorripops, especiarry the yerrow ones. Rearry sirry jokes I rike arso, they make me raugh a rot. Unress they insurting, then I'm rike O REARRY ASSHORE?! I RAY YOU OUT IN RESS THAN EREVEN SECONDS FRAT!















...Rick my barrs prease...

Re: Text Impressions!

Posted: Sun Apr 17, 2011 3:43 am
by Eric!
theactionindex wrote:Herro prease. I rearry rove rorripops, especiarry the yerrow ones. Rearry sirry jokes I rike arso, they make me raugh a rot. Unress they insurting, then I'm rike O REARRY ASSHORE?! I RAY YOU OUT IN RESS THAN EREVEN SECONDS FRAT!

...Rick my barrs prease...


lulz

Re: Text Impressions!

Posted: Sun Apr 17, 2011 6:05 am
by Heavy_Soul
This is an awesome idea for a thread and I will participate. Also, I would like to have sexual relations with McSpunckle, who is awesome.

Re: Text Impressions!

Posted: Sun Apr 17, 2011 6:38 am
by Bassus Sanguinis
Bend over and think about Baphomet

Re: Text Impressions!

Posted: Sun Apr 17, 2011 8:01 am
by snipelfritz
So he hid it the only place he could...his ass.
For five long years, your father wore this watch up his ass.
Then, when he died of dysentery, he gave it to me.
I kept this uncomfortable hunk of metal up my ass for two years.
Then, after seven years, I was sent home, to my family.
And now, little man, I give the watch to you.
-Christopher Walken

Pretty good, huh?

Re: Text Impressions!

Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2011 6:10 pm
by mathias
I'M SPACE RITUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL. BITCHES.

Re: Text Impressions!

Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2011 10:35 pm
by bob the r0bot
who do thing you are Indianapolis Jones?
- Ricky

Re: Text Impressions!

Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2011 11:34 pm
by Eric!
Heavy_Soul wrote:This is an awesome idea for a thread and I will participate. Also, I would like to have sexual relations with McSpunckle, who is awesome.


oo i know, you're HTSamurai!