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Gay like me(the ILF Magic the Gathering thread)

Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2011 9:00 pm
by Big Mon
Any o' y'all play MTG? I was an unstoppable Planeswalking beast and won a couple of tournaments back in the day. I'm about to start getting back into it. Totally down for beasting anyone of you online :evil:

Re: Gay like me(the ILF Magic the Gathering thread)

Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2011 10:20 pm
by Wes Mantooth
Used to play against my friends in 5th grade :idk:

I quit when I realized I was too dumb to be good

Re: Gay like me(the ILF Magic the Gathering thread)

Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2011 11:16 pm
by bob the r0bot
I'lL PLaY U aS LOnG As I CaN UsE SLIverS !!1!111!1!one!1!1!!!!

Re: Gay like me(the ILF Magic the Gathering thread)

Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2011 11:20 pm
by Big Mon
bob the r0bot wrote:I'lL PLaY U aS LOnG As I CaN UsE SLIverS !!1!111!1!one!1!1!!!!

Dude,where in Bama are you? If yr anywhere near Auburn,I could probably play you IRL :idk: My Elementals will str8 kick yr slivers in their collective,hive-minded dick :evil:

Re: Gay like me(the ILF Magic the Gathering thread)

Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2011 11:28 pm
by Wes Mantooth
I remember my best card was Phage the Untouchable. I still got my shit rcoked by my friends deck full of dragons :idk:

Re: Gay like me(the ILF Magic the Gathering thread)

Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2011 11:30 pm
by Big Mon
Wes Mantooth wrote:I remember my best card was Phage the Untouchable. I still got my shit rcoked by my friends deck full of dragons :idk:

needz moar counterspells
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Re: Gay like me(the ILF Magic the Gathering thread)

Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2011 11:36 pm
by Wotan
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Re: Gay like me(the ILF Magic the Gathering thread)

Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2011 11:41 pm
by bob the r0bot
silly wotan, you don't have enough mana for that

Re: Gay like me(the ILF Magic the Gathering thread)

Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2011 11:53 pm
by Big Mon
3 card combo that I based a green and Bloo deck around:
Aluren from Tempest-2GG Enchantment all creatures with converted mana cost 3 or less can be played for free,as an instant.
Essence Warden-G an elf that gives you a life when a creature comes intoplay under yr control
Man-o-war-2 and a Blue- creature that bounces another creature back to its controller's hand.
Get yr Essence Warden and Aluren out,play man-o-war for free,targeting itself with its own ability with Essence Warden in play. Keep playing yr free manowar,targeting itself until yr life points reach the thousands/
profit

Re: Gay like me(the ILF Magic the Gathering thread)

Posted: Sat Mar 26, 2011 1:40 am
by Christopher
I always played red because red is the best color
but apparently now mogg fanatic can't do 2 damage when it attacks so fuck that

Re: Gay like me(the ILF Magic the Gathering thread)

Posted: Sat Mar 26, 2011 9:05 am
by MEC
This thread should be deleted immediately and never mentioned again.
It'll be like it never happened.
I'm 100% serious.

Re: Gay like me(the ILF Magic the Gathering thread)

Posted: Sat Mar 26, 2011 10:38 am
by Big Mon
MiddleEarthCrisis wrote:This thread should be deleted immediately and never mentioned again.
It'll be like it never happened.
I'm 100% serious.

May I ask why?

Re: Gay like me(the ILF Magic the Gathering thread)

Posted: Sat Mar 26, 2011 10:39 am
by Big Mon
Christopher wrote:I always played red because red is the best color
but apparently now mogg fanatic can't do 2 damage when it attacks so fuck that

Wha???? That's bullshit,yo!

Re: Gay like me(the ILF Magic the Gathering thread)

Posted: Sat Mar 26, 2011 12:17 pm
by smile_man
slivers.

Re: Gay like me(the ILF Magic the Gathering thread)

Posted: Sat Mar 26, 2011 1:06 pm
by counterdestroy
slivers are for ppl who can't build deckz on their own